My morning
So I have a sweaty ass, when I'm pregnant it sweats -- I know about it, I'm not in denial... but I wore light colored pants and drank coffee at Starbucks sitting on a hard chair for an hour... that's a recipe for sweat soaked pant crack. I had to go buy shoes to support my hurting pregnant feet (cause flip flops aren't cutting it anymore) after coffee so I decided that if I sat in my car for a while with the AC on high my butt would dry... uhhhmmm no - leather seats are not conducive to drying one's sweaty bottom. I get the genius idea to park the car with the AC on high, turn around in my seat and pretend I'm doing something in the back while the vent is aimed at my bum so it could dry... only I'm huge and it was a struggle to turn around - when I got turned around my flip flop got caught in my keys and I couldn't get it off. I tried to release my foot/shoe and sat on the horn... it was horrible - a man came and knocked on the window, looking at me like I was insane – I can’t even imagine what kind of odd position I must have been in - I got my foot free and just went in the damn store with a wet ass.
They didn't even have any shoes I liked... Grrrrrr
They didn't even have any shoes I liked... Grrrrrr
OMG!!!!
You and I must have been related in a past life because the whole ACing your butt while turning around to act like your doing somthing sounds TOTALLY RATIONAL to me!!! LOL!
Hope your day gets better and you find your shoes - you sure deserve em!
You and I must have been related in a past life because the whole ACing your butt while turning around to act like your doing somthing sounds TOTALLY RATIONAL to me!!! LOL!
Hope your day gets better and you find your shoes - you sure deserve em!
Dawn Momma to:
Bailey Rachelle Renee 8/21/07, Baby #2 in heaven 4/12/08,
Isabella Ava Rose 6 18/09, Carter Kenneth 7/14/10
Bailey Rachelle Renee 8/21/07, Baby #2 in heaven 4/12/08,
Isabella Ava Rose 6 18/09, Carter Kenneth 7/14/10
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