Does this chair make my feet look fat?

Haha. I?ve read a bunch of posts about buying a recliner to help with loose skin surgery. We were all prepared to bring down some furniture from my parent's home instead, but then Mom said she wanted a particular piece.

As soon as that was out of her mouth, my lovely wife said, "We can get you a recliner now!". So today off we went to the Lazy Boy store. We looked at a bunch of recliners. There were two which fit the Bill (haha). One was white. That ain?t a gonna work when the dog is a Rottweiler who loves to sleep in her master's chair when he ain?t around. The other was brown, and clearance, which meant I could forego the $99 delivery fee and throw it in the back of my truck. So I did.

I love it. I need a catheter so I don?t have to get up. Seriously, I think it will work out well. The woman who sold it to us looked at me like I had three heads when I told her I don?****ch TV. Ever. I read, I surf the Net, and I come here to annoy certain people. What else could anyone want? Hopefully it helps with my flapectomy. But even if it doesn?t, I will survive, and enjoy it whilst poking the bear. Or the flying monkey.

Oh yeah. Annie the Animal is laughing at me. Or someone.

Annie is too cute!

We love her. She is a big goof. She is a 90 lb dog that thinks she is a 10 lb dog. We know that because we used to have a small backup dog who was only 10 lbs, and she behaves just like he did.

Bill, you may want to put a tall footrest under your feet in the chair when you're recovering. I am tall too and the weight of your feet dangling off the end hurts after a while and puts pressure on the backs of your calves, which made my feet swell like sausages.

Thank you. I will see what I can do about that. Surgery has been delayed a few weeks, so I have some time. My feet are huge. Even after surgery, I wear a size 15 5 E boot.