Plastic surgery haiku

ruggie
on 6/9/12 4:50 pm - Sacramento, CA

Hi folks -

Back home from my plastics (LBL + chest lipo) and was inspired to make the following haiku :

Laying like sick dog
You said pain would not be bad
I grimace from lies

Heaviest weight: 310 pounds (Male, 5'10")

godzilla
on 6/9/12 7:26 pm - Israel

Revision on 02/03/08

Smooth easy recovery to you!
Mikimi in Israel

Now my tummy is flat
And I'm not as fat
As I once was with a lower weight.
But my boobs they do sag
And chafe down straight
And they ain't nothing about to brag!
I'm waiting on a date
For my boob job to happen real soon
As I'm tired and fed up with my body in this state.
-

happyteacher
on 6/10/12 1:41 am

VSG on 12/19/11

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get better soon.

Ok, so my strength as a teacher is in math, not poetry :) Feel better Ruggie!

Surgeon: Chengelis Surgery on 12/19/2011 A little less carb eating compared to my weight loss phase loose sleever here!

1Mo: -21 2Mo: -16 3Mo: -12 4MO - 13 5MO: -11 6MO: -10 7MO: -10.3 8MO: -6 Goal in 8 months 4 days!! 6' 2'' EWL 103% Starting size 28 or 4x (tight) now size 12 or large, shoe size 12 w to 10.5 150+ pounds lost

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LoriD70
on 6/10/12 2:39 am - Fort Lee, NJ

RNY on 04/11/07

Sorry you're not feeling good, but the fact you could write a haiku so soon after major surgery is impressive :) I hope you're feeling better very soon!

(deactivated member)
on 6/10/12 3:05 am - CA

VSG on 03/24/11

LMFAO! Ruggie! You are hilarious, even when "laying like a sick dog"! I hold no allusions that the pain ain't gonna hurt on 6/25 when the PS goes a skin cutting. Get Well Soon!

diane S.
on 6/10/12 4:16 am

VSG on 11/17/09

Ok Ruggie, you may have started something:

saggy skin is gone
Buff body begins to show
Drugs are my best friend

diane

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Pura Vida
on 6/10/12 7:31 am - Costa Rica

They say it wasn't bad
That's cause we are girls
And have had babies

Boys are different,
They hurt more
I hope soon you wont be sore

Think of your flat belly
And man boobs gone
Take your pills on time
Double dose

We love you

ruggie
on 6/10/12 7:59 am - Sacramento, CA

VSG on 07/06/11

Ha- awesome.

Heaviest weight: 310 pounds (Male, 5'10")

Kellawanda
on 6/11/12 1:52 am

VSG on 06/04/09 with

Haha...nice. Yeah - people sugar coat it. Im 4 weeks out and I guess I am a little surprised at how hunched over I still am and not able to sit/stand/sleep comfortably! No one ever talks about that. All in due time I suppose.

www.youtube.com/kellawanda <---check out my vlog of my progress

VSG 6/4/2009: I'm 5'4", HW 242, SW 234, CW 155. Size 6 generally.

PS with Dr. Agha 5/14/2012 - LBL, Arm lift, fat transfer to (_:_)

Crazeru
on 6/11/12 9:11 am

DS on 04/17/08

Go to Dr S
Pain free except for face lift
Epi's and twilight

Chris
HW/225 - 5'1" ~ SW/205/after surgery 215 ~ CW/145~ BMI-25.8~Normal BMI 132 ~DS Dr Rabkin 4/17/08
Plastics in Monterrey - See Group on OH Dr Sauceda Jan 13, 2011
LBL, BL, small thigh lift, arms & a full facelift on 1/17/11 UBL 1/21/13
Love my Body by Sauceda

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