No pain, no drain...

Unlike your CIG self, I didn't keep all of my charts with the cc's on them in order to later add up the gallons of bodily fluids I ejected in an effort to beat out some unsuspecting OH lady who didn't know she was in a contest but still managed to kick your butt anyway both in volume and longevity. Actually, I wish I had saved the charts. I could probably come up with a pretty good estimate given the fact I know I averaged a good 150-200cc at least in a day for a good long while--heck, I was still putting out 90cc when I was down to one drain. And since CIG was in full effect and told me about the number of days I had my drain, all I did was take 41 days times 150cc and divide those cc by 30 (that is the amount in an ounce, right?) I come up with 205 oz, which is 1.6 gallons. So even using an average it's awfully close. That's it. We're getting surgery again and having another contest.

Don't cry out loud--I never did like that song. Anyway silly vanilli (admit it, you loved that one!), it was a little throw pillow, but I looked like Madea or something the way it jutted off my badonkadonk. I should cram the body pillow in there. Once I know I can handle that, I can smuggle Melissa on a plane and save on air fare! Then she would REALLY be traumatized.

If you think about it, WE were crimes against obesity! Luckily we got a pardon. LOL! Don't even try it--you ain't getting the Hotsky title that easy. You're going to have come up with some pictures where you are actually smiling and not high on narcotics to even scratch the surface of that one Bubbzz...

Unsuspecting OH Lady, does the OH stand for Old Hag? (That has to hurt) Well appently your still kicking my butt with your Doc suckin that fluid out by the gallon every week. If I have another surgery I will falsify all my records just to win and be crowned Supreme Ruler of all Drainers!! You did some pretty good math there I'm impressed, if we had done that kind of math keeping track of calories maybe we never would have gotten so big. I figured out that I was eating 6500 calories a day just to maintain my previous weight of 540. Micheal phelps metabolism I have not.

I know the song you speak of and it frightens me so. I admit nothing, at least not in message boards. I can hear the cat calls now. (Damn homegirl got some junk in the trunk) Just bust out some old clothes of yours and squeeze the kids in there they'll be fine, when they get older they can pay for their own therapy.

Mine was a lifelong crime a passion (not to be confused with passion fruit) with food for which I should have been incarcerated for. But got off easy with time served for good behavior, I just check in once a month with my parole officer at WLS meetings. DDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH you already looked at the pictures with me smiling with my doggies that not proof enough then check this one out.http://www.gettyimages.ca/detail/photo/young-man-holding-dog-against-blue-background-close-royalty-free-image/119679753

You get back to me we'll see who called Hotski

So now it is I that am picking myself up off the floor. I had no idea what the heck to expect when I looked at the link. I saw the "young man holding dog against blue background" in the description so I totally thought it was going to be you, but not sure in what form. Bwahhhhhaaaaa! The 80's called--they want their hair back. Did you look at the other pictures of him? Let me rephrase--what did you think of the other pictures of him?  Especially the one on the gymnastics rings in white. Holy crap. To think people pay money for those pictures is so far beyond me I can't even tell you.

Man--together we probably hit 10K+ a day in calories! We'd have needed to take out a loan on your 401K just to keep us fed!!! Notice I said a loan on YOUR 401K. That would be because I don't even have a 4, let alone a 401K.  I yet again marvel at our accomplishments. 450 total lost between us. We almost lost a 1/4 ton--not to be confused with a 1/4 pounder, of which I have eaten many.

Alright, Hotski, I'm going to go lick some cast iron skillets.

Your pale and weak friend,

Hotski-er

Those pics are just a little creepy, poor little chow chow. I wouldn't let him near my puppies. I didn't think too much of him, if I'm switching teams it's got to be someone filthly rich and ready to kick bucket. (I wonder what Warren is doin right now?)

I know that's what Sumo wrestlers eat in a day, but we don't wrestle people for a living so that is out. I don't have much of a 401K either but better than nothing. Were you a BK or MCee Dees kind of person? I always went to BK Mcdees made me ill except their Steak Egg Cheese Bagel sandwhich which is the bomb.

If you don't cook alot those pans have to get seasoned somehow.

Hang in there albino hotski.
 
Hotttteeerrrski

I was feeling a little sorry for the chow. Chow was jealous the guy had more hair than he did! Good call on only switching teams for Warren once he's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel! Now do you really have to ask if I was a BK girl or Mickey Dees? McDees was my drug of choice. Afterall, it has part of my name in the name! Actually, I did love me a whopper. Way back in the day before the monster burgers were routinely on the menu, my dad pulled up in front of BK and says, "Hey, run in and get me a triple whopper." I said, "They don't make a triple whopper." He said, "They do now!" Hmmm, wonder where I got it from??? He was a pioneer I tell you!

Albino hotski just sounds wrong. Bubbles, however, sounds very right!!!

Be good Hoterskier (that's a guy with too many layers of ski clothes on!). Talk at cha later!

Good gravy my third response in a row 3 threads your wearin me out girl. Hell yeah gettin ready to make my move I'm gonna go get waxed head to toe, intial estimates are 600-900 hundred. May go with lowest bidder and try to control the bleeding, Warren likes his guys smooooooth. (creeped me out just typing it)
I was always diggin the regular chicken sandwhich with xxtra cheese and a pound of mayo yeah boy! I was getting the giant milkshake years before they sold regular, would just charge me for 2 small ones. 

Bubbles bad, Farmers tan, melanin challenged hotski sound cool to me. But I wish I was as cool as this guy right here.
http://queen-of-the-house.blogspot.com/2009/02/4-popped-coll ars-cool.html
I'm changing that to Hooterskiers, and see if the bunnies are hittin the slopes. But we have no snow right now damnit.  

See ya later alligator

That's what he said!! LOL! 6-900 for a full body wax seems fair. Given your issues with clots and blood thinners, I'd go with the high-end and try not to bleed to death. You could always forgo the europe dream and go for the laser hair removal! And um, yeah, that pretty much creeped me out just reading it. If I had a dollar for every time I've said, "Can I have extra mayo?" I wouldn't need hotamony.

Where do you come up with this stuff? I totally remember the popped collar phase! I always wonder if these pictures are set up. I mean, really--does anyone really wear 4 shirts unless they live in Alaska?

We got snow last night!! It was only about an inch, and it didn't stick to the road, but it was beautiful. Big, huge fat flakes--kind of like the ladies at my TOPS meetings back in the day! Badumbdumber.

I'm off to find out if I have any blood left in my body. Wish me luck! 

Later hooterskier bubzzzzles
 

Dear Denise,

I am so sorry to hear about your seromas... my goodness.

Yes, you should demand an ultrasound and a second opinion.  Has he recommended another course of antibiotics?  I am a personal believer in the power of Vit C too.. have you tried up'ing the Vit C to help ?

Your a champ to the 3rd power.. My goodness. I have a couple of questions... Are you on antibiotics still? I am requesting another week of antibiotics from my PS today. My reasoning is although I have no current signs of infection, my thing is we are RNYrs.. we only absorbed 1/2 of the antibiotics they initially prescribed..I want some insurance or guarantee...

Not to sound nutty, but have you tried some Rayki? (spelling not correct) Positive energy healing.. My Massage lady incorporates this in my massage.. maybe you can try it.. Maybe it will help with your healing..
Or positive thoughts..imagery.. I know it alternative but the mind works wonders..
I know you are a stay at home mom and have a lot of stress and work to do with your family.. Just remember to take some time for relaxation, yoga, or centering prayer, deep breathing exercises etc..
 
Positive warm healing thoughts and hugs coming your way (((HUGS))).

Michelle