The 12 days of Christmas--an ode to Plastic Surgery.

waitinggame
on 12/15/11 11:16 am, edited 12/15/11 9:20 pm - Bowie, MD

You know the tune—sing along!!

On the first day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, a binder that’s really itchy.

On the second day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, two Vicodin and a binder that’s really itchy.

On the third day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, nice, new boo-bees!! Four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me six long naps, nice new boo-bees!! Four  pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, seven OH posts, six long naps, nice new boo-bees!! Four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, 8 OR hours, seven OH posts, six long naps, nice new boo-bees! Four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, nine spitting stitches, 8 OR hours, seven OH posts, six long naps, nice new boo-bees!  Four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, ten swollen toes, nine spitting stitches, eight OR hours, seven OH posts, six long naps, nice new boo-bees!! Four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, eleven  hours of TV,  ten swollen toes, nine spitting stitches, eight OR hours, seven OH posts, six long naps, nice new boo-bees!! Four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, twelve days off work, eleven hours of tv, ten swollen toes, nine spitting stitches, eight OR hours, seven OH posts, six long naps, nice new boo-bees!! Four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.

Happy Holidays everyone!! 

Denise

Check out my blog--menumealplanning.com. Tales of making meal planning managable, family fodder, and everything else under the sun. 

RNY 2/3/09, LBL/BL w/Augmentation 9/16/11
Start weight: 335 Current weight: 185 Goal weight: Whatever the hell I can maintain without driving myself insane


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NewAlicia
on 12/15/11 1:37 pm
 Denise, that is hilarious.

Also, that is only ten.  You owe us two more days of Christmas.

Xo, Alicia
HW - 378 LW - 180 ( for about 5 minutes in 2005)
Weight at RNY in May 03' - 368, Current weight: 216 lb - maintained for 5+ years
Plastic Surgery Date: December 12 2011, Ext. Brachioplasty, TT & Thigh Lipo.
est. Weight post PS: 200lbs
waitinggame
on 12/15/11 8:12 pm - Bowie, MD
Crap--copied and pasted it from my Word document and must have missed the last two! I'll get them once I'm back on my laptop!!

Good catch!

Check out my blog--menumealplanning.com. Tales of making meal planning managable, family fodder, and everything else under the sun. 

RNY 2/3/09, LBL/BL w/Augmentation 9/16/11
Start weight: 335 Current weight: 185 Goal weight: Whatever the hell I can maintain without driving myself insane


                    ButterflyCenturyCard-5.gif picture by barbccrn

 

*6.5 lost preop

Amy Smith
on 12/16/11 8:28 am
LOL
kate789
on 12/16/11 9:39 am - Colorado &, NY
I got to the 3rd day and laughed so hard I thought I might have popped a stitch.  "Hahahaha OW! Hahahah OW!" My neighbors must think I'm a lunatic. Thank you for the laughs! 
 Kate 
      
Linda-K
on 12/17/11 4:14 pm - New Port Richey, FL
Love it Denise so true and so funny

Happy Holidays to all

Linda


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(deactivated member)
on 12/19/11 12:35 am
OK fine me me me

On the thirteenth day of Christmas my surgeon gave to me

ear plugs so I would not have to hear denise sing.

I can talk I was in choir when I was younger, Pavarotti got nuttin on me but cholestral.

Bubbzz on Dubbzz
waitinggame
on 12/19/11 3:38 am - Bowie, MD
Nice. I bring tidings of comfort and joy and you bring ear plugs!! This thread could get long...

On the fourteenth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, a pack of 10 razors to help with your unibrow thing!

Sorry Lee, the playing nice thing can only last so long!!! 

I saw Pavarotti in concert. So there.

Your resident poet...

Check out my blog--menumealplanning.com. Tales of making meal planning managable, family fodder, and everything else under the sun. 

RNY 2/3/09, LBL/BL w/Augmentation 9/16/11
Start weight: 335 Current weight: 185 Goal weight: Whatever the hell I can maintain without driving myself insane


                    ButterflyCenturyCard-5.gif picture by barbccrn

 

*6.5 lost preop

(deactivated member)
on 12/19/11 4:09 am


On the fifthteen day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, needles for SEROMA draining!!!

Let the holiday games begin.
waitinggame
on 12/19/11 6:22 am - Bowie, MD
If it's reindeer games you want...

On the sixteenth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, an internet guy who's really creepy!!

Check out my blog--menumealplanning.com. Tales of making meal planning managable, family fodder, and everything else under the sun. 

RNY 2/3/09, LBL/BL w/Augmentation 9/16/11
Start weight: 335 Current weight: 185 Goal weight: Whatever the hell I can maintain without driving myself insane


                    ButterflyCenturyCard-5.gif picture by barbccrn

 

*6.5 lost preop

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