The 12 days of Christmas--an ode to Plastic Surgery.
You know the tune—sing along!!
On the first day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, a binder that’s really itchy.
On the second day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, two Vicodin and a binder that’s really itchy.
On the third day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, nice, new boo-bees!! Four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me six long naps, nice new boo-bees!! Four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, seven OH posts, six long naps, nice new boo-bees!! Four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, 8 OR hours, seven OH posts, six long naps, nice new boo-bees! Four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, nine spitting stitches, 8 OR hours, seven OH posts, six long naps, nice new boo-bees! Four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, ten swollen toes, nine spitting stitches, eight OR hours, seven OH posts, six long naps, nice new boo-bees!! Four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, eleven hours of TV, ten swollen toes, nine spitting stitches, eight OR hours, seven OH posts, six long naps, nice new boo-bees!! Four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, twelve days off work, eleven hours of tv, ten swollen toes, nine spitting stitches, eight OR hours, seven OH posts, six long naps, nice new boo-bees!! Four pesky drains, three days with no poop, two Vicodin, and a binder that’s really itchy.
Happy Holidays everyone!!
Denise
Check out my blog--menumealplanning.com. Tales of making meal planning managable, family fodder, and everything else under the sun.
RNY 2/3/09, LBL/BL w/Augmentation 9/16/11
Start weight: 335 Current weight: 185 Goal weight: Whatever the hell I can maintain without driving myself insane!
*6.5 lost preop
Also, that is only ten. You owe us two more days of Christmas.
Xo, Alicia
Weight at RNY in May 03' - 368, Current weight: 216 lb - maintained for 5+ years
Plastic Surgery Date: December 12 2011, Ext. Brachioplasty, TT & Thigh Lipo.
est. Weight post PS: 200lbs
Good catch!
Check out my blog--menumealplanning.com. Tales of making meal planning managable, family fodder, and everything else under the sun.
RNY 2/3/09, LBL/BL w/Augmentation 9/16/11
Start weight: 335 Current weight: 185 Goal weight: Whatever the hell I can maintain without driving myself insane!
*6.5 lost preop
Kate 
On the fourteenth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, a pack of 10 razors to help with your unibrow thing!
Sorry Lee, the playing nice thing can only last so long!!!
I saw Pavarotti in concert. So there.
Your resident poet...
Check out my blog--menumealplanning.com. Tales of making meal planning managable, family fodder, and everything else under the sun.
RNY 2/3/09, LBL/BL w/Augmentation 9/16/11
Start weight: 335 Current weight: 185 Goal weight: Whatever the hell I can maintain without driving myself insane!
*6.5 lost preop
On the sixteenth day of Christmas, my surgeon gave to me, an internet guy who's really creepy!!
Check out my blog--menumealplanning.com. Tales of making meal planning managable, family fodder, and everything else under the sun.
RNY 2/3/09, LBL/BL w/Augmentation 9/16/11
Start weight: 335 Current weight: 185 Goal weight: Whatever the hell I can maintain without driving myself insane!
*6.5 lost preop
