Any Biggest Loser watchers?

Can't get much past this geriatric bariatric (GB stands for that and gastric bypass--funny!)!!

What does your sister do? I'd say after the amazing magically appearing dessert, you better keep the sister beater in the drawer and find your pants with the sturdiest knees and get on them to kiss her butt and thank her! I may have to give her a lesson or two on how to treat the old bubs!

NO RAISES??? How will you keep me in the manner to which I'm accustomed??? More importantly, how will you stay in honey peanut butter and the world's best cheesy popcorn and gloves?  I really am sorry to hear that, but yes, very good to have a job. It does suck that things have gotten to the point that we are all just grateful to have jobs and now employers can hand out chocolate covered cat terds rolled in litter and we are all jumping up and down like they gave us almond roca.

So the hemotologist said my iron is actually improved quite a bit, so no infusion, but she gave me a script for something called Corvita. Only have to take it once a day and I'll only be out my 20.00 co pay--whoop, whoop. I may be able to afford some of that cheesy popcorn for Christmas afterall!

I think Grog would not approve of your using this thing called Razor. He thinkum beard is manly. Don't have build many houses to prove manhood, just stay hairy and impress cave ladies. If that fail, knock them on head with stick and drag home by hair. That Grog is a smart dude! 

Do you seriously have a buffet at a WLS support group? Seriously? That is like the ultimate in oxymoron whereas you are just the ultimate in moron--sorry, couldn't resist. You know I don't mean it! I don't nice it either, but I don't mean it! LOL!

Hey, are you having any weird sharp shooting pains near your incisions? I think they call them zingers (I know, I know, you prefer ding dongs--awkward!) and I'm hoping it is a sign of nerve regeneration. The nerve of some people!

I must retreat to get my beauty sleep. Yes, Mr. Smarty Pants,  I plan to sleep until 2013 to accomplish anything with this gravity prone face of mine.

Nite!

Me not kiss sister's butt, this not West Virginia (We not allowed to marry in NE) My sister is a Business Analyst. She makes heapum more wampum than I do and she just got the new I-phone 4s 4G, here's the kicker though her employer gave it to her. She is the only girl that works in IT and makes less than all the other guys. The guy across from her makes almost 2X more than her and she says he is moron and doesn't know that much more than her. She is due supposedly for them to come correct on her salary here soon, we'll see. Not that it does much for me but she said she would start paying all utilites if they do so I'm hoping she does get a raise. (When they do that's when I really start to pucker up)

Sorry BABY (I'm gonna get it for that one) times are tough no more weekends at the wolf lodge, cooked kettle corn, head gliding, & your kids will have to settle for Kindle Spark no fire. I love almond roca though will have to do with out. My department does give us 2 extra hours as christmas present, 2 hours for birthday mine is really close now, & we have our holiday party next week like 2-4 hours which I get paid for if I go so I get a couple extra perks. The other departments don't get poop so I'll take what I can get.

I can imagine it's a little trickier being a woman with a bypass to maintain iron levels. Sounds like that's 55 bucks in the pocket there's half tank of gas yeah! Whoop Whoop who are you Arsenio Hall?

Me needum Razor, chickiepoos not diggum Unabrow can't see eever. Like'em house better, cave smell like guano of bat. Stick not work guud, she take from me and beat me wiff it. Me uze rock but cill her, ded body nu fun play wiff, hard to stuff dead cave lady in glove box.

Ok it's more like a potluck but there is tons of food though. No need to apologize to me or sugar coat it I'll eat it either way. I actually didn't make it last night, the streets were really slick and I went through 1 stop sign then spun out at another on the main road so I turned around and went home and played it safe. Problem is I had a plate full of Sopapilla Cheesecake Bites that needed to be eatin so guess what happened?

I'm more of a Twinkie meets HOHO's kind of guy but good guess. I don't really get any of that nerve regeneration stuff, I did first 8 weeks not no more though.

How come you have to retreat are you under siege? If you need til 2013 I need till 2020,

Later,

Bubbzz                                   

If they don't fix your sister's salary, tell her to get her unkissed butt on the phone with the EEOC. They'll take care of it.

Nice of the job to toss you a few extra hours. Like you said, you gotta take what you can get. Not sure I'd apply that same theory to dating though.

Kindle Spark--hahahahaha.  That actually sounds like a real product!  Decided to get her a tablet. The kindle and nook are actually pretty small--7". Opted for a tablet that is 9.7" diagonal. It is not a name I've heard of, but it was only 194 delivered and has awesome reviews. I should have put you on the case, but it was only in stock for 1/2 a second so had to grab it. Nobody puts BABY in the corner.

Grog need give lesson on taking cave woman. Kill no good unless you necrophiliac. Glove box no exist so no stuff in it. Maybe put her with guano and no one smell rotting corpse.

Sopapilla cheesecake bites--now you are singing my song. I might have to have that recipe. Guess where I had lunch again??? Whole Paycheck!!! Got the fresh ground honey pb. Not impressed. I don't like the gritty stuff. Guess I'm a smooth girl. Scored the smoked mozzarella salad. Um, can you say creamy, spicy deliciousness. I hate you for telling me about that. Perhaps I can return the favor. Had the most delightful popcorn--It is a cinnamon kettlecorn with a white chocolate glaze. http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/products/825 OMG! Do you find it odd that two bariatric patients are introducing delectable goodies to one another?

You doing anything fun for your birthday? I've got some groupons I can suggest. Perhaps the stonehenge tour with complimentary stone carving.

Have a good nite!! 

They better or I'm going to fix it for them and get a second job.

It kinds of bites with no raise, funny thing is there are 9 people in our department and 8 of them have started to use their sick time up recently. Kind of a strange coinkydink huh, guess which 1 in department has no sick time? This guy right here, I can call in but it would be unpaid. We do get bonus checks next year but how much is the kicker, will it be the dollar menu at BK or Red Lobster we'll see.
 
So is this part of that dating advice I am supposed to get or you just making a general statement. I did make myself available for conjugal visits at the Nebraska Correctional Center for Women but didn't get any takers. I guess they figured I was too much man for them, (need to submit current photo) or they all had switched teams by now.

Glad you found something your happy with, if you ever need the Consumer Reports stuff let me know I'll be happy to look it up for you if your brother or brother in law (can't remember which) is not out cruising the 7 seas and not available. (Nobody puts BABY in the corner) Sounds like a line from Dirty Dancing. So I looked it up, Damnit I was right sometimes I scare myself.

Who the ____ is Grog anyways, and why isn't my car insurance any cheaper. I will have to call Warren and straignten this ___ out. Me prefer cave woman with almost no pulse, less chance she fight'em back. Me ment to say rox box, no grove box but box not exist yet. Guano guud idea, ded cave woman decompose faster.

 I guess with my superior WLS (this ought to be fun) I can enjoy anything and nothing tastes wierd to me.
I'm sorry you didn't like it, I will run down to the Local Food Bank and get you some Goverment PB that being more your lifestyle. At least I'm batting .500 on the Wholefoods Foodometer. I have actually had that popcorn before do not care for it at all believe it or not. I almost OD'd on caramel corn when I was younger
(long story) perhaps it was a sign of things to come who knew. I don't really do the sweet popcorn, give me the salt lick and stand aside there is work to be done here is my attitude.

Food is food is food is food sister, no way around it. I do yearn for the days of food diversion right after surgery though. If I could bottle it then I would be a Gazillionaire and could keep you in the lifestyle your accustomed to with the Goverment PB. Not wierd at all!!

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/sopapilla-cheesecake-pie/detail .aspx
My sister likes to add about 1/3 cup honey just to make it a little sweeter just FYI.

Just dinner with family more than likely, I do have my B-day off and night after for a 4 day weekend, then work 2 days then 0ff 3 days at Christmas so I'll try to get through it somehow. Stonehenge to far but Carhenge (google it) only 7 hours away maybe do that if bored.

Have fun storming the castle.

Buubbzz

Coinkydink--we say that!! That's a coinkydink, ya think? Can't wait to hear if you are gonna be able to biggie size your BK or if you'll need to dig in the couch to add to your bonus to get that cheesy hot dog from 7-11 (do you even have those there?). Regardless of what it is, I can make you feel better about it. My good friend told me the other day that her bonus was, drum roll please, a $5.00 Butterball turkey coupon. Yep. You heard me right. A freakin' measly coupon off the most expensive turkey there is short of some free range number at Whole paycheck! Total insult.

Definitely dating advice. Don't settle. You don't have to. Take your time and wait until someone makes you laugh until you cry and cry until you laugh. It wouldn't hurt if they were also independently wealthy and beautiful. Hey, when you meet her, will you give her my number? LOL!

You caught the Dirty Dancing reference. Good one. It's no guano reference, but it got the old gears turning. And it was my brother who was sailing the high seas. Lucky dog. He's heading to Florida for Christmas. The tablet is a Le Pan 970 if you happen to be bored one day and want to see what the old consumers say in their reports.

I can't believe neither one of us made the Geico "so easy a caveman can do it" reference before. You win! You can collect your belly button lint ball trophy on the way out to your next buffet, not to be confused with Buffet. One costs money, one is made of money.

I also can't believe you don't like sweet popcorn! What is up with that?? I'm telling you I am dreaming about that sweet, drizzly deliciousness. Definitely gonna have to make a Whole Foods run again soon. That smoked mozzarella salad is also calling to me. And their mashed potatoes. And mac and cheese. EVIL I say, pure evil! I'd have to say that since you've lost almost 300 pounds, your WLS does get the nod as being superior, even if you have crap for taste when it comes to peanut butter! I've yet to make my daughter a sandwich with it, so I'll let her discerning palate be the judge! Oh, and I saw something the other day that made me think of you. Not because you need them but because you'd say I do, which I don't, but anyway they are called "Subtle Butt" and they are charcoal fart filters. True story. They go right in your drawers to help filter those pesky post WLS gastronomic episodes.

There are lots of things I'd like to bottle: the way a baby sleeps when you are out running errands and shopping (yet won't sleep a wink at home), the motivation that strikes you when you very first start a diet, the energy that comes from a great workout, breast feeding prowess (long story), that feeling you get in your tummy when you get a great kiss, and that moment when your house is spotless--right before the kids come back in from school and tear the place all to hell. Think Warren can help us with any of that because I could really use to be a Gazillionaire. Screw gov't PB, I'm talking Kobe beef cheese steaks--http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6187408/ns/business-retail/t/restaurant-serves-philly-cheesesteak/
I seriously want to get one of those bad boys some day. Think they'll do a groupon? 

Okay, so I about coughed up a lung laughing at the carhenge thing. What are the freakin' odds I mention stonehenge and you know about that place. Too damn funny. Really. That is too funny.

Got the seroma doc at 10 tomorrow. I guess I should go get some sleep. It really is overrated. I always say I can sleep when I'm dead. Hopefully I will find that out later rather than sooner.

Talk at cha later!

Five dollar coupon groupon I may have thrown it back in their face wow. Reminds me when one thanksgiving Tim Allen got a huge bonus check for his show Home Improvement and he bought everyone on the crew Turkeys. They were like hey how bout some cash ______. We had 356 7-11's here in midwest but they all filed more Chapter 7 years ago, really they did.

Oh good when I find my Independitly wealthy girlfriend 1st thing I'm going to ask her is if she wants to Bat from the other side of the Plate. Even I know that's not smart, till 3 or 4th date anyways. Sorry Consumer Reports did not have Le Pan listed so I guess they didn't test it. Le Pan sounds like a French Bad Guy cursing his very existence or something.

Ne has a football player whose nickname is caveman, idiot backed into a car at a lincoln walmart and left the scene of an accident. Our starting center got a DUI as well, will be intersting to see how coach handles this if they play in bowl game or not. I have saved all my belly button lint since I was 2, I have a gal at work knitting me a sweater for winter it's almost done I can't wait wear it.

Me no likey sweet popcorn, long story short I was at a sleepover when I was really young at gorged myself on caramel corn like crazy, needless to say I threw up at had the craps for a day it just always kind of stuck with me. I can eat a little bit but can't sit down and just scarf it i get queezy. Whole Foods Run sounds like a marathon good for you, if you need a sponsor I will donate a dollar per mile or dollar per pound of popcorn you can eat either one. Do like thier masked potatoes, but we switched this year to Bob Evans in the microwaveable container. Alot frickin cheaper and almost as good, my sis just doctors them up a little and were good to go. Of course my surgery is superior such is everything about me, MWAHMWAHMWAHMWAH as the do of evils laughs at his oposition. Don't know about better but I have made good use of it that's for sure. Oh goody you see fart filters and you think of your buddy Brian, feelin the love or smelling the love take your pick. I've had something like that for years though, I just slap a Dr. Scholl's odor eater on my crack and peel it off at the end of the week. Can't seem to keep any hair back their for some reason.

I kind of understand about the cleaning a little, my sis took dogs for walk the other day and I cleaned house for 3 hours. She same home later and they were down at local park and had muddy paws, bacchus got loose and was all wound up and had muddy paws on furniture and floor before I got a hold on him. I'm gonna have to give Warren a call or get trapped with him in an elevator or something and mug a brother, probably don't carry any cash oh well. Gov't PB ain't all bad I've had it, I lived on the other side of the tracks at one point, you can't understand where I'm from you don't me fool. OK I tried I don't think I can pull off the Urban white gangster thing with my farmer tan. Philly cheese steak sound good but not at 100 dollars a sandwhich, my surgeons office gives us these little cards explaining about our surgery so we can order off kids menu or get a reduced portion. Maybe I could try that and we could split a half one for 50 bucks with 4 other people in a groupie groupon so we could all have a bite. When I go to Kobe steak house for my B-Day I'm going for the Teriyaki steak I think, funny they don't have the kobe or wagu oh well.

Careful coughing up that Lung Butter, you may need to save it someday if times get tough. Oh and the Belly Button Lint trophy id traveling in Europe right now but will be in your city in 3-4 weeks I'll let you know when you can go see it.

Hope your visit goes well, I hope you don't feel DRAINED after your doctor visit.

Bubbzzee

Second reply, you just can't shut me up somedays I'm tellin ya. Here is the link for the holiday pictures with the dogs. I don't really like em at all half cuz I look like a dork and I think it doesn't put my babies in good light but the money went to benefit NHS so I'll leave it at that.

When you get to website scroll to the bottom left for Humane Society party. When that comes up at bottom is show all, click on that then scroll towards the bottom then you will se my ugly mug and the dogs pics. One the pictures looks vaguely familiar.

http://fountainphoto.zenfolio.com/

Have a good day,

Bubbzz

Can't shut you up SOME days?? Okay, that will be all my sass for this note.

You do not look like a dork!! You can not look like a dork next to families who have sweathers that match their dogs!!! OMG. I am still laughing at some of those pictures!! I may have nightmares! I think you got good pics! I see some spotted chow tongue! The pups (names escaping me--geriatric bariatric I tell you!) are adorable. I see why you are a proud papa. Does anyone ever say you look like someone famous--perhaps a young, better looking Robin Williams? Can't place it, but definitely soemone.

Thanks for sharing!! I'll address your other ramblings later. Oh, sorry. Guess that wasn't all the sass for this note! :)

Have a good one!

Denise

MADE YA LOOK!

Well yeah, I'd say the "here's a link to my picture--go look at it now!!" post will do that. Why am I feeling like I'm missing something? Meant to ask about the vaguely familiar pic you mentioned--which one?