I"m baaaaack...

The vultures gave me my money back, they said you looked really tough and to do my own dirty work. (Two fingers Tony is scared of heights)

I was going to use fighter jets but you got that one already, good news is the military went back to Defcon 5 after being Defcon 1for 10 minutes. (Think War Games) Yes the helmet thing would help as it makes clean up easier. 

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Did you actually launch from a cliff or did they tow you up like a glider and then release.

If in 100 years they were investgating the crash site of your head, they would have thought a meteor hit.

You got to swim with dolphins too, (^$%#) if you tell me you got a hold a baby tiger I'm going to hurt you!
Here I am picking up poop and your probably nursing a baby Unicorn back to health. 

Two hundred dollars for minutes, let me guess your children (that's right i'm bringing your kids into it now)
said mommy we don't want any xmas presents we just want you to be happy. I'm kind of debating plastics next year of trip to europe, could be a coin toss on this one. Bucket list, I know what you mean being heavy alot of our lives I think we feel we missed out on some stuff and have to play ketchup a little bit now. You must have had a big bucket as that's all that would fit over your head.

Glad you survived ok wouldn't have anyone to pick on,

Bubs
 

 

So it appears the green eyed monster has reared it's ugly head. Only funnier if you actually have green eyes! Since we are friends (using the term very loosely) go to my profile and look under family pics for the dolphin shot. I haven't held a baby tiger but I have fed a baby grizzly bear and petted a shark.

We were pulled up by an ultra light plane. Surprised it had enough power to pull up this skull o' mine. It was painted like a taxi--cute.

You are right (what are the odds of that?!?)--I do feel like I have to cram a bunch of living in the time I have left--whatever that may be. Hopefully I won't kill myself doing it.

Some get their own zip code--I am my own solar system--meteors and all.

Glad I survived too--who would I outwit otherwise???

Enjoy your nite at work. I'll think of you as I eat at a phenomenal restaurant and take a dip in the hot tub at the hotel! Mwah haha!!

Oh, and the kids said "thank you awesome mommy for taking us to great wolf lodge this weekend to enjoy the indoor waterpark and Williamsburg." this was between their playing on their cell phone and watching movies on their laptop. So there!

GHD--don't hate the player, hate the game!

Blue green eyes haha hehe dede. Saw the dolphin pic so jealous right now, I'll have to put a fin and bottle nose on my dog and call it good for now. Baby grizzly bear? Sounds like MAMA grizzly was evading her responsibilities. Petting a shark not at top of my list. I saw your big girl pics, what a transformation you have made you hardly look like the same person.  On a serious note (hard for me) beautiful family you have there, you must be proud.

That's funny about the plane I didn't even look that one u*****thing.

You set the bar pretty high for me now, I guess I will have to skydive now to beat your altitude (aka bar) you set for me.

I always like the one where I had to use a boomerang to put my belt on.  If I had someone tie my shoes for me I had to take their word for it.

I actually had a lot of fun at work last night. I hope the food was lousy, the service was subpar, and the hot tub scolded you for being snotty. Miss Mwah haha hahaington.

Well I fed my dogs Wild Boar last night for dinner and they were like ______________________ so there.

I also fixed the faucet this weekend so my man skills are now upto subpar thank you very much.

I can't hate the player cuz I was never in the game. (Actually nobody would pick me for their team)

Bubs the Magnifico

You should be jealous--it was awesome swimming with the dolphins. I wish I knew how to transfer video from a DVD to a link so you could see it. They did this foot push thing where one each pushed a foot with its nose and pushed us up and almost all of the way out of the water. Picture front of the boat Kate Winslet king of the world moment in Titantic. I actually shouted, "I'm the Queen of the World". We each got time alone with them. I got to feel her teeth (that one scaerd me a bit) and when I told her that her breath smelled like fish she spi****er in my face. It was very cute. Got to feed them, dance with them, and rub their tummies. Did you know dolphin tummies are pink? Very cool. Our dog is so well trained she taught Flipper his tricks, so if your hounds need a swimming lesson, she'd be happy to help.

The baby grizzly was behind a fence--didn't see MAMA, but am sure she was NOT evading her responsibilities. Probably just taking a much needed break. And you keep pushing it, you'll see me break out some mama bear on your butt. Thanks--I do have a beautiful family if I do say so myself.

Do you really think you could sky dive? Not so sure on that one. I said to Lee that I could only sky dive if I was pushed--same with bungee jumping. I might could do the thing at amusement parks where you put on a harness thing and they pull you up like 200ft then release you. Saw a Groupon for scuba diving lessons. Might do that, but I'm very claustrophobic, so that takes my breath away a little. The hang gliding was a groupon. I know you'll be glad I didn't have to starve the girls to pay for it.

Unga--me fix faucet. Testosterone flowing. Me build house next...

Dinner was AWESOME, the service was excellent, and the hot tub was, well, hot. I must get our hot tub up and running. It felt SOOOOO good with the jets on this aching back of mine. Hubby says he's doing the hot tub today so yay!! 

I'd have picked you for my team. With us in goal they wouldn't have stood a chance!!  Badumdumb!

Been meaning to ask you--are you using any scar treatment? I'd HIGHLY recommend the silicone sheeting if you are worried about scars. They are $$$, but I can see a big difference when I use them. They really press the scar down and prevent any raising up of them. Already seeing a big difference in my boob scars.

Gotta run do some MAMA duties. Have a good one! 

QOTW (Queen of the World--more fitting I think)

HI Kirstie how you doin, 

EEE CCKKKDD CLKIK WHISTLE that's what the dolphins were saying (Damn she got big head) If they were pushing you out of the water it's because they were trying to get rid of you. If they were teething you they were just taste testing to see if you were worth nomnomnoming on. My little one don't like water period, if I walk her near a sprinkler she rounds around to other side of me. Big one don't care someday I'm going to stick them in a pool so they may need a swim lesson from your dog.

Your going to break out MAMA bear on my butt, I have no butt left to speak of so it's going to be a little chewy. I'm still waiting for the big guns to come out, like Smith & Wesson but don't know where cooking oil comes into this.

Yes I think I could skydive, I checked into it there is a place in Lincoln that looks legit and a gal at work went through them said it was A+ all the way and she's alive so that is something right there. Your just a regular groupon group grooper. There should be support group for people trying to get off of groupons. Claustrophobic scuba diving, your in the FREAKIN ocean what is there to be claustrophobic about your part grooper.

You tach gooood unga maybeee Grog on rock iz rite giv u call aftr show.

Hope you get some relief for your back, that is about worst pain ever.

If there was such a thing as tandem goalies we would have been the best EVER.

Hadn't really given the scars any thought, she told me to use vitamin e on scars but I just don't care enough to do it I guess. The scar around my waist isn't hardly raised at all but the one for my chest is a little raised. Is it to late to start do you think.

You said duties (Think Peter Griffin)

QOTW maybe that little world you live inside your head. I'll rent you some space off the coast in my world when your witty skills are up to par.

Bubs & such
Cuz this is WIT uh, you can't touch (Think McHammer)

Good dolphin impression. I'm busy crying in my cereal right now. This was a serious beatdown and I need a minute...thanks a lot friend...

Wow!  Amazing............congratulations for your accomplishment of something you have been wanting for so long.

I am afraid of heights so the thought of doing this does NOT thrill me (at least not in a good way lol) but I am very happy for you.

Linda

I'm like you Linda--terrified of heights. Like I am almost paralyzed when we go up in the little 300ft tall Eiffel Tower replica at our local amusement park. But this was so different. Really glad I did it. Makes me feel like I can conquer anything. Okay, maybe not my crazy phobia of alligators, but anything else!! LOL!

Have a good one!

 I love it, love it, love it!!!!  Look at you - living life and not sitting on the couch eating cheetos watching biggest loser and dreaming about being skinny...oh wait that is what I did...he he...we probably all did that, huh?!  

So proud of you!!!!!  Life it up girl!!!

What do you mean that's what we did--I still do!! LOL!

Thanks! It was awesome and I look forward to my next adventure!!