Liposuction sucked 4 me.

 I agree, but sadly that so often just isn't the case. Look at all the celebrity plastic surgery gone wrong. We only see those because they are celebrities. Makes you wonder how many others are being done on people that are not good candidates.

Case in point.....

Counting my blessings... at least my butt and groin aren't on my face.

So your body was admittedly ****** up before you had liposuction and your original post says nothing more then "liposuction sucks"?