What wild thing did you say coming out of surgery?

I had brachioplasty done in January and when the nurse asked me if I would like to get up and sit in the chair, I YELLED (and in some weird cartoon accent, no less) "YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!"
Then I was all worried about how I was going to get my socks on when it was time to leave. The nice nurse told me that I need not worry, she would do it. And I said, "Yeah, but it's HARD putting socks on someone that's not yourself." And I kept blathering on about how they were black socks, like the ones an old guy in Florida would wear with sandals.

I always get told that I'm a "hoot" when I am coming out of anesthesia. Just once I'd like to be "normal!"   

Loopey is the new normal when coming out of surgery. New fashion statement with black socks and sandals - suffering succotashshshsh!  Love it!

The socks had Cheshire cats on 'em, too!  They are downright fugly, but I didn't want to wear white socks with black pants that were too short.   You know how it goes... the most comfy pants I had were elasticized... and a smidgen too short! I wasn't worried about being fashionable that day! 

That made me bust out laughing! Hilarious! I have witnessed that silly, nonsense rambling from someone else waking up from surgery and when I told him about it later he had no recollection of it.. Funny stuff!

I'm a nurse and just prior to my lap band surgery, my hospital had just gone through a extremely rough survey from the joint commission.  When I was coming out of the recovery room, I told every one I was a joint commission surveyor and that I would "Remember this ****".  I'm sure everyone stayed away from me as much as possible, after that.  Uggggg!

Kathie