Is this even NEAR normal???

That's EXACTLY how mine were.  The right one perfect, the left one not so much.  My PS said if it was fluid he would have to go in and drain it since he couldn't stick a needle in there like he did my tummy and if it was the implant that was the problem he'd have to go in and fix it, so let's just go in and I'll deal with what I find.  Turns out mine was mostly scar tissue.

But I was at the 3 month mark before he even considered cuz he kept saying lets give it a little more time.  Now I have to wear the boobie binder for another couple of weeks, but if it works, which it seems to be keeping it down to let the scar tissue form around it, it'll be worth it.

See what your doc says in 2 weeks.