I am tucked in.........

The last sentence has me rolling:

This is much better than that frat-boyish nonsense of shoving a shirt through a belted and buttoned pant as if it were a non-descript orifice. Enjoy!

Hey - did you notice that the instructions are numbered, 1, 2, 3, 4, 3, 5?  Good thing they know how to tuck shirts into pants, turns out they can't count.....

that is wonderful

Well well Mother Tucker.  Did you do a military tuck, a half tuck, or a common tuck?  Oh yes, there is a difference.  If you're going to be a tucker, you gotta know the rules.

Swede

Are you going to TELL me the difference or let me walk around doing it wrong?!?!  Nice friend you are!

My DH was brought up in a military family. His dad always told hm to "check that gig line."

I guess you have to worry about that now!

Yeah - I have NO idea what you are talking about!