When it rains....
So, over the last couple of weeks, I've had four major asthma attacks. Not relating to my asthma, my heel went crazy. I was sitting on the sofa, and got up to walk to my sewing room, and my heel felt like something was under the skin and it was hurting like hell. DH looked at it and rubbed it for me and we both couldn't believe how freakin' swollen it had gotten in just a short time. So, I call my rheumatologists. He xrays it and said there are four very large spurs and how long had I been having pain and I said just since yesterday. He said, you are lucky to have not had pain before this and he injected my heel with six shots and DH was holding my hand and about to pass out from seeing the needle in my heel. It sucked. So, I get home and awoke this morning having another severe asthma attack and so my dil takes me to my lung doctor and he said, you have pneumonia….again. He gave me four shots in my butt two in each cheek and I said, four shots and he said, your ass can handle it and I said are you saying I have a big ass and he said no I'm saying you have nice ass and his nurse said DOCTOR and he said, I mean you have a muscular butt and it can handle the shots. I said, Liked the nice ass better and he laughed. Then…like I said when it rains it pours…I am heading home and I say to my dil my face is burning and she said omg, your face is bright red. You got it…allergic reaction to the antibiotic, so she calls the doctor, he says get her to the ER, I get to the ER, they meet us at the car, they start giving me IV antihistimine, and want to keep me overnight but I am meeting with a buyer for my diapers tomorrow and said, no way. Just got out of the hospital and still have huge hives all over my face, arms, legs, and every where else, but I'm not in acute distress, so I am walking to my sewing room to get the gift bags together that I am going to take to the workshop that I am doing for the pregnant women and young mothers, and not my left heel but my right foot feels like I have something under the skin and I looked and it is swollen. I am not going to the doctor to get any more damned shots in anything. Oh and guess what happend when I was cleaning the bathroom!!! I bent over to close hubby's drawer that he keeps his shaving crap in and close the drawer and my right boob got shut in the drawer. I said, holy **** dh said, what, and I said, I just got my boob stuck, and he said, what, and I said, my boob…I closed it up in the drawer and he said, shut up and I said, really, and he said, you need to come in here and let me kiss it and make it all better and I said, no way. My left heel has spurs, my asthma is messing up, I have pneumonia, have had a bad reaction to the meds, and my right foot is messed up. You kiss my boobie to make it all better and the next thing you know, I end up with some nipple fungus or skin allergy. How in the hell will I ever tell DR. T that my boob got…. Anyway, tomorrow has to be better.
