cats ass and stumped toe
I don't know if I ever told you guys that I am a cat person. I have four rescued girls that I love. My first cat is somewhat socially and mentally retarded. So, I have always had to clean her rear-end. I mean, I spot wash every morning and at night, she gets a bath. I put the tub with warm water and soap, and I put her in the tub, and I wash her rear end and her paws and other things. But, yesterday, I kept cleaning her and realized that what I need to do is cut her fur that is around her butt. That way, cleaning her will be easier. So, last night, I washed her butt, dried her butt, and started cutting her fur around her butt and see you next tuesday. Then, I thought, I should shave her butt, so I got the razor, my husbnad's electric razor, and I proceeded to shave her butt and well you know and before long, I had cut her butt, her back, her tail, and I thought, why not, and I gave her a mohawk. Well, I cleaned the mess up, and went to the bathroom to put hubby's razor up and suddenly, I hear an old my effing god. i ran, thinking hubby had ran into something dangerous, and I said, what, and ran and stumped my toe on the freaking table and blood oozed out and I got sick and hurled and I said, what, what, and he said, did you shave the cat? I realized that not only is he bind…he is deaf. The entire time I was shaving her with the electirc buzzing razor, I talked to her and talked to the other three cats and said, I am cutting this nasty hair off. Yes…My world, and you are welcome to it. Idol is coming on…yes.
My friends are always having me come over and bathe their cats. Really, bathing cats is pretty easy. But, cutting cats' hair is a pain in the butt. Ginger Pie kept moving. But, today she looked so pitiful and the other cats have tormented her. It isn't as bad tonight. Her butt was so much easier to wash.
My vet said, spray her but with a water bottle and the wet butt will make her clean herself. Well, I tried that but the silly cat just dripped **** water on the floor. So, I bathe her often. Plus, her pee really smells and it sticks to her fur too. I had her checked for kidney stuff but the vet just said her **** just stinks. If I's close to you, sweety, I'd surely cut that cats fur.
