To my friends

Friendship  ~ None of that Sissy S--

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always  sound good,
but never actually come close to  reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cute little smiley faces on this, just  the stone cold
truth of our great  friendship.

1.  When you are sad ~ I  will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry b-------- who made you sad.

2.  When you are blue ~ I  will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3.  When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would
probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get
until you're  NOT.

5. When  you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it  could be until you quit whining.
6.  When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.

7. When  you are sick ~  Stay the h--l away from me until you are well
again.

8.  When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy a--, but I'll help you  up.

9. This is my oath .... I  pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~
because you  are my friend.

Friendship  is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
can feel the true warmth.

I love it!! Hope you don't mind if I borrow it.
Nan

Not at all

go get them