OT: Calmness in our lives

I guess someone saw this on Oprah...
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> CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
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> I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.
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> Dr. Oz  proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'
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> So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and  hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old  Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea  how freaking good I feel right now.
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> Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in need of inner peace.

Marti O:

Pretty funny! Your life is much more exciting than mine - I just have half cleaned bureau drawers, knitting projects, tax stuff, etc. etc. Thanks for the early morning laugh! TeeHee

Rudie

Marti,
You sucked me right in because I do want calmness and I even bought that finishing old projects was a good idea and interested.  Then BAM this is so funny.  Thanks for the laugh.  I've already passed it on.
Bev 

 You got me on this one too.....   I vowed to finish several sewing project this year.  hahaha

I think I'll go check out the cupboard & fridge ....  lol lol  much more fun,

Millie

Oh Marti....leave it to you..... 

Hugs....connie d