Why ... uhh... ya gotta read..

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on 1/6/10 9:31 am - Columbus, GA
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12!!!

  
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A man  walks into a drug store with his 8-year old  son. 
They happen  to walk by the condom display, and the boy  asks, 
"What are  these, Dad? 


To which  the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are  called
condoms son. Men use them to have safe  sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy  pensively. 
Yes, I've  heard of that in health class at  school." 
He looks  over the display and picks up a package  of 
3 and asks,  "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The  dad replies, "Those are for high school boys,  one
for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for  Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices  a 6 pack and
asks, "Then who are these  for?"

"Those are for college men," the  dad answers, TWO
for Friday, TWO for  Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!"  exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he  asks, picking 
up a 12  pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad  replied,
 

"Those  are for married men. One for January, one for  February, one for  March......."
  
Terri G.
on 1/6/10 12:13 pm - ME
Marc,
Thank you you made me laugh and My husband too.
Terri
 
                        
seasheleyes
on 1/6/10 1:31 pm - Manteca, CA
That one is FUNNY! LOL!
RoseyNo
on 1/6/10 8:38 pm
LOL - too funny!


 

MaryMargaretG
on 1/6/10 9:58 pm - Medina, OH
Man, I had to laugh at this one.  However I think the twelve pack should be once a year..lol

Mary
Mary

I am on my way.  What a ride it has been.

http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/Sharing


 
Laureen S.
on 1/6/10 10:44 pm - Maple Shade, NJ


My Mantra is that I do not determine my success by the number hanging in my closet, nor will I let the scale determine that success either. . .  It is through trial and error I will continue to grow and succeed. . .  Laureen

"Success is a journey, not a destination."  Ben Sweetland

Connie D.
on 1/6/10 11:15 pm
Marc...very funny....obviously that man isn't married to me!!
Jani
on 1/7/10 2:00 am - Interlochen, MI
Sounds very logical to me. :)
It is what it is.
If He brings you to it, He'll bring you through it...






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