Der Night before Christmas --adult

Said with a german accent

Der next night vas Christmas
Der night vas schtill
Der Stockings vas hung
By der Chimney to fill

Der sildren vas snuggled
All up in der bed
And momma in nightgown
And I up ahead

Vas sear***** around
In der dark for der toys
Ve krept around kviet
Not to make any noise

Und mudder vas carrying
Der toys in her gown
Showink her person
From up her waist down

Und ven she came near
der crib of our boy
Our youngest und sweetest
Our pride und choy

His eyes vide open
As he peeked from his cot
und seen everthink
Dot his mudder has got

He didn't even notice
Der toys in her lap..
He chust asked
"for who is dot little fur cap?"

Und mudder said hush
und she laughed wit delight..
I think I give dat
To your father tonight!

Merry Christmas!  lol

Mary