OT: Ladies, Do you need a chuckle?
These will make you smile---and maybe you’ll even chuckle out loud!
~s
He Said , I Said
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him .. ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive , caring and Good- looking?
I said to him .. . . They already have boyfriends.
He said to me ...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. .. . A widow..
He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. .. .. Single women come home , see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home , see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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He Said , I Said
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him .. ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive , caring and Good- looking?
I said to him .. . . They already have boyfriends.
He said to me ...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. .. . A widow..
He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. .. .. Single women come home , see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home , see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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on 11/8/09 7:45 am - West Central FL☼RIDA , FL
on 11/8/09 7:45 am - West Central FL☼RIDA , FL
Thanks for the chuckle!
I just forwarded it to a few friends...
I just forwarded it to a few friends...
it is all in Just
but so funny.
good one jani
but so funny.
good one jani
"When we stop running away from the situation that is scary - that is the moment we discover how strong we really are. So, acknowledge your strength...rejoice in it...and start breathing in life, as the beautiful, strong soul (being) that you truly are." - Rachna Sirtaj.......Love & Peace
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