Held Against My Will

Girl, I got stuck in a evening dress that was silky and itchy.  On top of that, it was a very expensive dress.  So, I had it half assed up and finally, not wanting to tear it and buy it, I called out and the woman in the dressing room next to me came to my rescue.  I didn't buy that one, but did buy one that was much more comfortable and easier to get on and off.  clothes, gotta have em.

Jeez girl! That picture is now burned into my memory! I am going to be seeing and thinking of this all day. I just know that if I bought one of those I would be doing the same thing. I have just thought about getting one that is one the television and was going to call about it but now I just wonder if I should. I just hope that I can get through my day today without cracking up at the thought of what you wrote.

Brenda,

I'm thinking, after wearing this one all morning, that I'll upgrade.  It will get me through until I can have plastics and my doc said no plastics until my labs and me are more stable.  I am doing better and am hoping that this summer will be the time that I get my full body lift.  We are saving for the legs and arms since my insurance will only pay for the boobs and belly and back. LOL.  On a more somber note, it pays for a penile implant and boob implant but not leg or arm lifts. LOL

As long as you remember to step in and out you are OK.

I'm not good about unsnapping the crotch.  I finally just pulled it down.  I will practice today and tomorrow and hopefully, I will master the crotch freeing. 

Yes the crotch snap searching is very weird and hard to get used to ... lol

When I was in my SIL's wedding about 12 years ago I was the largest of the bridesmaids. I decided I would get one of those one piece numbers to hold everything in. My neice and I call them pig suits. OK, got it on and yes it did hold everything up and in. Put my pantyhose on and I was good to go. Fast forward to church. Catholic church, stand up, sit down, kneel, sit down, kneel, stand up, you get the picture. Now get your brain ready for a mental picture. I put my pantyhose on OVER the pig suit and they ROLLED down to my ankles !  So, there I was in church with my pantyhose down to my ankles sitting in the first row in church. I can't try pulling them up since everyone behind me will wonder whats going on. I can't leave during the ceremony, MIL would have freaked out. So, while I was kneeling I slipped my shoes off and took the pantyhose off. Yes, right there in church, I took them off. I rolled them up and as I walked out of church I had them scrunched up under my flowers in my hand.
NEVER wear your pantyhose (slippery) over your one piece body suit(slippery).
I have also found out that if you don't want to un-do the crouch when you want to pee you can pull the crouch area out and to the side to pee without un-doing it. It does work,you just have to be careful.

Mary

OMGosh ... that would be a horrible experience!

I put on panties, then the panty hose ... then the shaper. lol. I always wear panties with it.

Oh, I had panties on too. First the panties, then the body suit,then the pantyhose. Ah, the layered look :).


My pantyhose problem happened after my DH stepped on his sisters long veil and it came off her head-piece.
I had made her headpiece with velcro so the long 12ft veil could come off at the receipion. DH stepped on it and as she walked to the altar it came off. MIL looked like she was going to faint. She asked me to go up and fix it. I asked my SIL if she wanted me to re-attach it. She said if that was all that was the only thing that went wrong that day everything would turn out fine.

Our son was the ring bearer and he was only 3. Guess what happened next? He decided he was having a good time dancing so he didn't want to stop and go to the bathroom so he pooped his pants. At that point his night was over because I didn't have clean underpants with us since he was potty trained.
To top all this off, my SIL was married on our 5th anniversary. Happy Anniversary to ME !
I'm glad I can look back at all this and laugh. 

Mary

At least I can look back and laugh.

OMG, I had the panty rolldown from hell too.  Before wls, I was going to my uncle's funeral and it was a cool day so I wore panty hose and should have known there would be trouble when I had to struggle and struggle to get them up.  They stayed in place until it was time to view the body and the damn things began rolling down my belly, past my thighs, and got stuck at my knees.  Well, I held every one up because I had to take such baby steps and feared that they would fall all the way down or I would fall down.  It was a disaster and right after, I went to the bathroom and pulled those things off.  I only recently began wearing panty hose after that horrible experience.