Held Against My Will

So, I went to the store to get me one of those new found contraptions to hold in all of this loose, and I do mean loose, skin.  So, I found one and it was not made of itchy material so I bought it and brought it home.  It just seemed reasonable that it would fit over my head. So, I unsnapped the crotch, and how is that going to work when I have to pee or the other?, and brought it over my head and I felt like birth backwards, and pulled my arms through and started pulling it over my chest when it shrunk!  I couldn't pull it down nor could I pull it up and so I yelled for DH and he came in and said what do you want me to do and I said help and he said but your stuck and I said precisely and he started pulling it down and I said ouch and then he started pulling it up and I said ouch and he got the scissors and I said no, it's pretty and cost a lot and he said how much and I said a little lot and he said **** and I said just lift my boobs and see if you can pull it off my head and he said something nasty and I said you are not helping and finally we got the damned thing off. 

Warning: When buying new undergarments, read the directions or consult the website, or ask a friend.  And this should not be tried alone.

Thanks Jeannie for the laugh of the day !  I have been stuck in some of those situations, too, but managed to get out.  Thanks for the warning!

Be careful out there - never know where the next problem will get ya !

Shelia

I remember, when I was young, having an underwire losen up and poke me in my chin while I was in class.  Then I thought there could be nothing worse; boy was I wrong. LOL

Ohhhhhhhhh the memories! I stepped into mine but made the mistake of trying to take it off over my head! It has underwire for the bra portion. I thought I was going to have to call for HELP! haha The refastening after going to the potty is always fun! NOT! But mine does help smooth me out. I just bought a cheapie one ($18) at Walmart to find out if I would like wearing one. I may invest in a nicer one someday (this one is getting too big for me).

Here's the deal, I have it on now, to try and get used to it and it's not that bad.  I did retry it by steeping into it and it was a lot easier to don; however, I still had to have hubby do a little moving it up the back.  It hasn't proven to be too terribly uncomfortable, but I think I have one that is a little too large. 

Oh my, oh my!!  I am still laughing!

I bought one of those some months ago when I was going somewhere 'nice' and thought I should look smoother.  I should have know when I needed my DH's help getting into it, that I would HATE it.  Would have been fine if I was just gonna stand for awhile and not sit, and not pee.

After about 4 hours and 1 trip to the potty I was more uncomfortable than I have ever been.  I almost went into the bathroom and tried to wiggle out of it, but with no bra to put on, it would have been too obvious.  And what if I hadn't been able to get it all the way off?

From now on, I'll go with a few bulges and be comfortable! 

Now here's the deal. I have it on now and it, so far, is not that uncomfortable.  I am going to wear it around the house and see how it goes before I venture to far from home.  So far, so good.

Jeannie

I was going to try one of those things.  Thank you for talking me out of it.

The cats are lined up next to me, watching me laugh my butt off (I wish!), wondering if they're going to have to call someone to put me away.

I needed the laugh.  Not the picture, maybe, but the laugh was priceless.

So. you gonna wear the thing every day, or just on special occasions????

Candy

Candy,

I have it on now. I stepped into it and it was a breeze going up.  I haven't gone to the bathroom yet, but I'm thinking it won't be that bad.  So far, it's not bad.  I'm a little itchy where the top bra part touches my skin, but no more than my good fitting bras.  Get a cheap one and see for yourself.  It has made my tummy less floppy and is much better than the panty one that squishes the tummy up. 

I'll wear it every day, if today goes well.

Oh, Jeannie,

You got me laughing so hard.

When I have been stuck in some piece of clothing, it has usually been when my sis and I are out trying stuff on at the store and we start laughing so hard and I usually pee my pants on top of being stuck....sorry, TMI. I don't think I should try one of those contraptions or at least not when my sis is around...