... and then the fight started....

 Those were great...  will be passing them on....  

I too have the munchies after dinner every night.... that is my red flag time...   I have to be doing something with my hands all the time or I reach for food.  

good luck....   Millie

 Great jokes...Thanks!

George, the topic caught my eye....then I read. You are so funny! Its nice to see humor.....Beth

Sorry.... not George

I guess that's what I get for trying to get people to spell my name with a "C" on the end...

Ya! That's whatcha get GEORGE.

Marc, I am so sorry, I am a true blonde at the roots...ask Darlene???? You ARE funny and I loved the jokessssss, Beth

Marc, I am getting familiar with this Board, doing some reading and learning about folks; and then I found this post. Are these your jokes, did you write this stuff? Too funny - with your permission, may I share it with my main Board - and with my husband?

Let me know, I'm serious! Maureen

Naa... I just pass on funny emails I get... and sure, feel free to pass them around