Saturday Morning Chuckle.......
being over 60 & heading towards 70
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2.In a hostage situation you are likely to be realeased first.
3. No one expects you to run anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm & ask: Did I wake You?
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the HARD WAY.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out. (just get too big)
8. You Can eat supper at 4 pm.
9. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
10.You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
11.You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. ( lots of you have lost it anyways)
12.You sing along with elevator music.
13.Your eyes won't get much worse.
14.Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. (Yippee for WLS)
15.Your joints are more accurate meterologists than the
national weather service. (NO KIDDING!!!)
16.Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
17.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to mangageable size.
18.You can't rememaber who posted this list on the Over Fifties Forum.
You will notice these are all in LARGE PRINT for your convenience.
NEVER, under any cir****tances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend...........
Sandy
Hi der Connie : I tot you Minnasodians vood like dat den!
There's alot of people out there that don't even know where "Norda Kota" is but we are some good, honest and FUNNY people. LOL
I am feeling so much better....can you tell? I'm pretty sure I'll be on that operating table November 19th as scheduled.
So far the weather in western North Dakota has been just beautiful, no snow, mild temperatures (low 70's) and I wouldn't mind it if it stayed this way all winter but I have to be realistic and go with the flow if we get snow. (Hey that rhymes)
Monday I will call and get hotel reservations 11/19-11/23 for my Hubby while I'm in the Capital CIty and Med Center One Health Center under the knife! (Or do they use an ice pick to make those holes for the laproscopic procedure?) LOL
Good Evening Connie and all OFF friends.
Sandy
