Friday Funny-Something to think about

linda1019
on 10/10/08 4:45 am - Carmel Valley, CA
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer
or soda pop one year ago, drank it all, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refunds, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
Have a wonderful weekend, Carmel Valley Linda
 
bornagain3
on 10/10/08 6:22 am - Scottsville, VA
Thanks for the giggle!


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