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Best Menopause Question Ever
Q:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the stupid light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR ! CARRIES
OUTTHE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT < /DIV> ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
Q:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
bulb?
Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the stupid light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR ! CARRIES
OUTTHE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT < /DIV> ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
OMG! Someone has been hiding in my house. I was on to Bill just a couple of days ago about not putting the toilet paper roll and the holder. He just leaves it sitting on the either the vanity or the back of the toilet. IT DRIVES ME NUTS! The same with the blasted light bulbs. The old saying is true in this house~if you want something done just do it yourself.
This is soooo funny. Thanks so much for sharing. It was a wonderful way to begin my day.
This is soooo funny. Thanks so much for sharing. It was a wonderful way to begin my day.
It's not what you gather, but what you scatter
that tells what kind of life you have lived.
That was a hoot! I can also relate to that...in my house, it is anything that comes out of a wrapper, the wrapper is left on the kitchen table or countertop. I keep telling my family (one is a man, the other is a pubescent man) that there is no garbage fairy who makes it all disappear...it it ME D@MNIT! So throw your stuff away! I love mood swings, don't y'all?
Cara
When you get older, you realize it's a lot less about your place in the world but your place in you. It's not how everyone views you, but how you view yourself. - Natalie Portman
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