[joke]....Arsenic
ARSENIC
A woman walks into a drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.
The druggist asks, "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic for?"
”To kill my husband."
”I'm sorry Ma'am, I can't sell you any for that reason."
The woman then hands him a photo of a man and a woman. The man is her husband and the woman is the druggist's wife.
He looks at the photo and says, "My apologies, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
A woman walks into a drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.
The druggist asks, "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic for?"
”To kill my husband."
”I'm sorry Ma'am, I can't sell you any for that reason."
The woman then hands him a photo of a man and a woman. The man is her husband and the woman is the druggist's wife.
He looks at the photo and says, "My apologies, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone is fighting some kind of battle"
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