Women multiply....
Hope you don't mind... someone on another site keeps posting these and they make me smile... so I want to pass on the smile ![](http://images.obesityhelp.com/_shared/images/smiley/msn/biggrin.gif)
"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So . . . if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of ****"
![](http://images.obesityhelp.com/_shared/images/smiley/msn/biggrin.gif)
"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So . . . if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of ****"