Cute Joke (no offense blondes)

Darlene
on 8/28/08 12:54 am
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of
her cat, which was hiding in the grass.


She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to

WAL-MART!


Why WAL-MART??

HELLOOOOOOOOO!

WAL-MART is the largest retailer in the world!!!


Women are angels.
...and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick.

We are flexible.

Darlene
 


ThinnerMe
on 8/28/08 1:39 am - TN

(deactivated member)
on 8/28/08 1:41 am - Columbus, GA
Heheh.... ok, ya got me
Darlene
on 8/28/08 1:45 am
So how is the move going? you all settled in now? I know I"m not....but I have a whole different situation....lol

Hows the gargage? have it all set up like you want it?
Women are angels.
...and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick.

We are flexible.

Darlene
 


(deactivated member)
on 8/28/08 3:09 am - Columbus, GA
Only a couple of boxes left... but the important ones are opened and put away.... "important" meaning the woodworking stuff

Going through all kinds of job crapola again... Getting a decent job in this area is nearly impossible... If I had the money, I would just go back into business for myself again.

Oh well... gotta figure out how to get this knee replacement done, stay alive, and find a decent job all at the same time... Piece of cake eh
linda1019
on 8/28/08 3:43 am - Carmel Valley, CA
OK I couldn't resist...
So a blonde picks up her car from the garage and asks the mechanic why it wouldn't start.
It was nothing, he says, just crap in the carburator.
And she replies:  How often do I have to do that?   
Connie D.
on 8/28/08 7:28 am
Darlene and Linda.....    These jokes are great...I even get them and I am a blonde!!

Hugs, connie d 







Brenda R.
on 8/28/08 11:14 am - Portage, IN
Those were funny jokes. I am not a blonde so I take no offense. Of course my sister is and at times I swear that the jokes were wrote about her! lol Like I always say "My parents raised no fool, they learned with their first born". Of course my sister is 7 and a half years older than me. I have no idea why she doesn't see the humor in what I say. Hmmmmmmmmm!

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                        that tells what kind of life you have lived.

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