Did I do that

So, I have gas that expresses itself with such loud explosions that I fear my neighbor may hear.  Theyy are not dainty nor do they smell like any thing that I have ever experienced.  I think that I may have killed my new house plant from the noxious gas and maybe even knocked myself out.  I'm just saying that I exploded and woke up a minute later thinking that something hit me.  Yeah, and the gas is only a precussor to those awful bathroom trips that end with me spraying an entire can of glade and off, well, the off smells good too.  So, here I am reviewing my dietary intake and think dh, who was trying to be nice, forced that rye bread on me and that is what has created this deluge of odor from the otherwise not so smelly woman.  Oh horrors of horrors, what's a woman to do?  Fart?

You are too much....  

One word....Devrom!!

Hugs, connie d

What is this Devrom that you speak?

Hi...the Devrom is a medication that helps with the gas and the smell!!

Hugs, connie d

Jeannie,
For safety reasons DO NOT LIGHT A MATCH!!!   

Oh Sweetie, I stay clear of the flames.  I guess it is the rye bread that is causing the gas.  When I'm home alone, it's okay, but school starts soon and I can't stand in front of a room full of freshmen with gas problems.  LOL

Gosh! Your house sounds like mine! Bill tells me all the time that I smell so bad now since surgery. lol If I go to the bathroom, and I use a whole can of Glade too, Bill walks in and sprays some more. I always tell him that I am offended. lol

I know.  I try to keep a candle lit in my back bathroom because that is where I go to contain the noxious smell, but even the candle can't hold a flame to the gas. 

omg jeannie you crack me up!!!! i also at times have the loudest stinkiest gas ever imaginable!!!!!!! rick said he couldn't wait til he heard me fart...i told him he would regret wanting that...LOL well we were in a kmart one day and were looking at different things and he said he had to go to the bathroom...i said i did too and no sooner got the words out and out came the longest loud fart i ever did and i didn't even know i had to do that!!!! he stopped dead in his tracks and said "WTF!!!!! DID THAT COME OUT OF YOU????" i was LOL so hard i couldn't talk!!! he said that was unbelievable!!!!! LMAO i said you haven't smelled one yet....roflmao well time went on and now that we are living together he has had the experience of the "SMELL"  of the fart he so wanted to hear!!! he told me i wasn't right and something was wrong with me nobody could smell that bad!!!!!!!! i said welcome to the love of WLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just spreading the love....lmaoooooooooooo  but i didn figure out that if i had to much sugar of any kind i got the smelling loud farts!!!! so watch the sugar intakes....and keep sharing your love....LMAOOO

hugs

Judy,

when we first moved into this house, I was in the bedroom and had the windows opened and was doing some picture hanging ect.  Anyway, I had to run to the bathroom, which is located in my bedroom and so Ileft the door open, and went about my buisness and even sprayed and lit candles and all of that and I was sitting on the bed listening to the birds,who, btw, had flew to the trees in the back back yard, when the neighbor came outside and yelled at his wife.  Oh hell, he said, I think the sewer is backed up again.  Call the plumber.  Ididn't have the heart to say it was me.