ass fat

Oh Peggy, you are a dear for the rear.  I knew if I posted, others would know what to do.  I bought one of those rings but all it did was made my farts echo.  Iknow.  I sure don't need that.  Then hubby found an inflatible pillow and it made me hurt worse.  I'm going to the autoparts department and getting my treatment. LOL  Thanks. 

OMG.... I was giggling enough throughout all of this assfat talk, then you had to go add the fart echo!!!!

I'm sure the neighbors can hear me. 

No, I wouldn't shave my tail bone either.  It's not like shaking your tail feathers, right?


Hugs, and thanks for the chuckles

No, and the next surgery that I'm going to get will be the skin removable surgery, the face lift, boob lift, boob implants, and cooter booster.  For sure the cooter booster. 

ROFLMAO!!! i feel your pain sweetie i really do!!! i noticed that my ass is alsio hurting me big time when i am sitting!!! i only hope that i have my car back from getting repaired before i have to drive back to michigan the 24th and come back home the 25th...thats 280 miles one way and this little honda i am using now is NOT ass friendly at all!!!!

hugs

Oh Judy, remember just a year or so ago, you me and a few others were ready to kiss our dairy aires good bye and here we are having said good bye and feeling the effects of not enough fat. LOL  We are something, us girls.

Jeannie...I am sorry but after reading all these posts I got the giggles. All this ass talk...so funny!!
As for me...I have the same problem. I carry a pillow in my car and take them in when I need them. I always use a pillow at home...especially at my desk!

Hugs, connie d

The pillow doesn't help me.  I've tried several.  I think it has to do with the big ass, big hips, and sharp tail bone.  I dunno.

Aloha Jeannie.........Thanks for the early morning belly laugh! After laughing, I really paid attention, and I will be amongst the throng heading to the auto parts dept. to buy my ass cushion!! I still have "stuff" back there, but it seems to not cushion....just spreads out! Poor little tailbone.......suddenly without it's soft, snoozing pillow of fat!! What is it to do??? Not get shaved, that's for sure!

Now I"m waiting for results of auto dept. pillow therapy!

Aloha nui loa,

Maui Karen

Karen, I'm with you on the ass cushion.  Let me tell you; In addition to the sore bone and ass, the other day I was lifting myself up out of chair with my arms on the arm rest and I've not done this in a long while and my arms were getting all geared up to lift me up with the notion that it is painful and that I only go up a cm or two and suddenly without all this weight, I almost landed in the middle of my computer. LOL  what's an ass to do.