Pay Increase

Cajun Angel
on 8/5/08 11:11 pm - New Orleans, LA

The lady of the house was very upset when the maid asked for a pay increase. "Now, Maria, why a pay increase?"
Maria: Well Madan, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: Who said you iron bettern than me?
Maria: The Master said so.
Madam: Oh?
Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Madam: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Maria: The Master did.
Madam: Oh?
Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Madam: (Very upset now) Did the Master say so as well?
Maria: No, Madam, the gardener did.

THE MAID GOT THE RAISE!!!

phfauche
on 8/5/08 11:25 pm - Columbus, OH

REALIZE Band on 04/15/08

Hugs, Peggy

Darlene
on 8/6/08 12:36 am

RNY on 08/26/00

Love it.....wish I had the $$ to hire a gardner......lol

Women are angels.
...and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick.

We are flexible.

Darlene

MillieJ
on 8/6/08 12:50 am

OMG... TOO TOO FUNNY..... Millie

karen C.
on 8/6/08 1:19 am - Kennewick, WA

RNY on 02/16/05

Cute story but darn! I thought maybe Old Grumpy missed you so much and woke up to the fact that he can't survive without you. . . . AND gave you a big raise!!

Karen C