Some want an ass, some, not so much

Since it is hot and since the old man at the grocery store thought I'****ting on him, I'm now going to the gym.  It's really nice and free and they have excellent equipment, trainers, and clean towels. Their pool is olympic plus and they have saunas and all of those sweat rooms that are supposed to make you feel good.

Now, here is what I don't like about the gym.

When I walk on the treadmill, my view is of the stair masters.  Who, do you think uses the stairmasters?  Certainly not the average size girl.  No, little bitty grils, who get on their and climb their asses off and so one day I say to one of the regulars.  "Do you do that to strengthen your legs?"  She says, "Nope, to build up my ass."  Well, let me tell you, it aint working.  I wanted to say, girl, you are either born with an ass or you buy one, you can't stair master an ass.  So, that's what I see, little girls with no asses climbing the stairs in hopes of getting an ass and here I am walking my legs into the ground trying to, ya, get rid of my ass.

Over to my left, are the elipitcals and I can'****ch them because it makes me lose a step and then I almost fall off of the treamill.  I know, it's something about me trying to walk into their beat or something. 

Past the butt building apparatus, are the weight machines and it amazes me at how these men and women pump and pump and sweat and sweat.  So, I'm walking and walking and I try not to look at the little girls who are trying to build their asses, and I ignore the men and women with bulging muscles and I see this little woman who is so cute and she is walking and her hair is so frazzled and I notice that she has on a cute pair of little knee knocker pants and I smile thinking of my own and then I say to myself hey, I'm wearing those, and I look closer and she has on my top and then I look closer and I hope no one notices that I, for the first time, noticed the mirror on the other side of the wall.  Crap.

Oh Jeannie you are too much.  Now on to butts.  My daughter had RN Y 6 yrs. ago.  When she started working at the gym I don't remember what she was doing but she started building up her ass.  I know she was working with a personal trainer. She didn't have one, all she had was hanging skin but she has one now.  Although she goes to spinning class now and she said all cyclists have flat butts.  Go figure.

Ya know, yesterday I went to the Goodwill with my cousin and I looked at the window that we walked past and I thought~OMG I look normal now. I don't remember when I looked normal. It was amazing to me. I never ever noticed that before.

Thanks, I needed the laugh.

I HATE the mirrors at my health club!

Jean

you make me lol when you tell stories...lol

isn't it great that at times we don't know its "US" that we are looking at??? amazing when we realize it is US that is looking NORMAL again!!! when i walk by a window with the reflection in it i see myself and say OMG I AM NORMAL LOOKING AGAIN!!!! and when i see my shadow...another OMG I AM NORMAL!!! such a wonderful sight to see huh???

hugs

You made me laugh out loud. How exciting you looked in the morror and saw that cute lady. I was shopping one day and I saw this lady and I thought " I wonder why that old lady is so sad"..
Double take.. the old sad lady was ME.. .

we wouldn't know that she is cute cuz we can't see her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! um...pic plse?

Well, you just MADE my day with this post on your "point of view"!  ROFLOL

I need this smile today and thank you wholeheartedly!  Thanks for sharing.....

Kathi

Too funny.