A new form of plastic surgery
> A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'
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> Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
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> After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
> 'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problem s: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'
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> The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'
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> She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'
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> Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
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> After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
> 'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problem s: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'
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> The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'
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> She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'
Hugs, Peggy
I need that knob! At least the boobs would be higher.
Dianne from FL
Dianne from FL
SW / GW / CW 5'10"
306 / 165 / 140
With the DS: there is no stoma, so no stoma strictures; there are no limitations (other than volume) against drinking before, during or after meals; 80% of ingested fat is malabsorbed; 98.9% of type II diabetics are CURED of this devastating disease, with data showing stable cure over 10 years out; there is the best average weight loss and most durable (average 76% excess weight loss going out 10 years) of all of the bariatric surgeries. That's why I had a DS!
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