Speaking of Butts

lightswitch
on 7/14/08 1:26 am
You know, I go through this eating things where I can't keep anything down.  They seem to come after I've either been sick or have  tried to really watch my food intake.  I know our pouches don't stretch but I wonder why mine gets so picky.  Lately, I've been pushing protein to build myself up and most of what I eat is liquid, and now, I'm having trouble eating real food.  It seems, I can't win for losing. LOL  I, though, will take the nausea and vomitting any day to be over 300 pounds.


Marti O.
on 7/14/08 2:28 am

Poor Jennie...I sure know about the foamies....get them regularly....but not from McD's anymore....you just have to be careful what you order there.....I have Fruit Parfait for a breakfast, salad for lunch....and another salad for dinner [different kind] ...Mid Afternoon, Iced coffee and ice cream cone...All Realtors seem to eat fast food....I used to eat the bad stuff, quarter pounders etc....now I can't even handle a Jr. hamburger. I know all the fast food places now and what I can eat....Wendy's small chili and small Ceasar side salad...[about $2.00] Taco Bell, refried beans and salad etc.

I had a cute little guy in my open house last week and he told me "We live at 1041 E. Johnson and our house is for sale, but it is not sold yet"..We are asking $309,900, but we will take less....I am 4 1/4 years years old and my Mom is 36 1/2 and my Daddy is 32 3/4.....my sister is 2 1/4 and her name is Eleanora, but we call her Nora " I laughed and said to the Father " Do you have any secrets?" and he said "Only what we don't tell him" Kids are funny aren't they.

Love, Marti

 

"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone is fighting some kind of battle"


 

 

lightswitch
on 7/14/08 2:51 am

Marti,

I love the taco bell beans.  I normally don't even try to eat fastfood but we were travelling and had the kiddos and had to feed them. 

Yeah, kids tell it all.  I remember when my son was about 2 or 3 and we lived in southern California and most people walked around the neighborhood wearing shorts and men without shirts ect.... so we were standing in line and this large man with no shirt was in front of us and my son said, Hey, your boobies are bigger than my mommies.  Okay, I wanted to die.



Karen S.
on 7/14/08 3:02 am - Wailuku, HI
Aloha Jeannie....and thank you for the early morning BELLY LAUGH! Got my blood pumping from being still almost asleep...that's for sure!

So far, I have never gotten sick away from home..thank heavens! There have been a few times when I spent a couple hours only a few feet from the john...praying that everything would come UP! Thankfully, those times have been few and far between.

Hey, if you like snack food, and crunchiness........try Newman's Own Soy Chips! Safeway also has them....their own brand called "eating well" or something like that. They actually have 7 grams of protein and feel forbidden, but are actually good for you. I have them with me almost all the time. My latest CRAZE!!

Aloha nui loa,

Maui Karen
 
lightswitch
on 7/14/08 5:02 am

I will give them a try. 

 

 Ya know, right after my surgery, when the doc put me on soft foods, husband and I went to eat Mexican food and I ordered refried beans.  Well, it seems as though there was too much grease in them and I hurled all the way home.  Now, I have gotten sickly out but never as badly as I did yesterday.  Here's to not letting that happen again. 

 



seasheleyes
on 7/14/08 4:29 am - Manteca, CA

I love kids! They are so smart! I have to throw in my embarrassing daughter story. Some of you have heard it before but Jeannie hasn't. When my daughter was 2 (21 years ago) we were in church and on the aisle- she was fooling around, climbing on the edge of the pew during the sermon when she lost her balance and fell onto the arm rest. At the top of her lungs she yells, with perfect articulation (of course, Mom is a speech therapist) "Oh my GOD Mom, I REALLY hurt my VAGINA!!!"... the pastor smiled and we heard a titter go from the front to the back of the congregation. hmmmm.

Julia

lightswitch
on 7/14/08 5:03 am
I love it.  At least she knew to say vagina and not ***** cat or such. LOL


karen C.
on 7/14/08 9:24 am, edited 7/14/08 9:26 am - Kennewick, WA
Erin was taught the proper terminology but for a couple of years she insisted that she had a. . . dinosaur!

Karen C

Barb_E
on 7/14/08 4:41 am - Grand Island, NE

I had part of a sausage burriton once since in had my surgery........that was months ago and I can still remember the puking..........I was at work and all I can say is thank goodness I had a cup with me.

Then once when we were on vacation we stopped at a place in Kentucky ( it was raining really hard and we just stopped at the first place we found)  and I had a chicken breast....it was supposed to be broiled but it was really really really dry...........I ate a few bites of that and then off we were the rain had let up.  About 5 miles down the road I had my mouth glued to my cup and I almost thought my cup was gonna overflow...........seemed like I was never gonna quit puking.  I have not had chicken breast since then.

I try to keep a cup in the car just for those special moments.

Love what those kids says.  

lightswitch
on 7/14/08 5:05 am
I keep plastic bags for that very reason.  One of my grands gets really car sick, so we keep plastic bags in stock and wipies. 


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