A Joke (a teeny bit off-color)

The Knob

 

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman
remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has
been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid
of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."

* ~*~ ~*~*~*~* Ohhhhh Myyyyy Gaaaawd... that is hysterical. I read it to my 83 yr old Mom... we both had quite a laugh about it. TOO TOO Funny... Millie

     ......hahahahahahaha.....funny!!!!  Hugs, connie d

really cute, Jean!

Couldn't possibly have this done - my insurance wouldn't pay for it.

Ha lar i ous!!!!! Cheryl

This is just to funny!! Thanks for sharing it with us. It helped to make my day.    

loved it... sent it to everyone I know!