Ready to laugh hard!!!!

Ok Ladies (Man can laugh too) Yesterday I went to the store with my DH he told me to go buy a new bra,  I bought MY FIRST PUSH UP BRA EVER...got home put it on.. I was laughing loud and hard, my DH asked if I have cleavage now and big boobs?  That made me laugh more...because when I looked down expecting to see bigger boobs all I saw was my boobs folded upwards...since I have lost 83 lbs most of my boobs went to mush and this proved it...ok now you can laugh because I know it is funny...I love the lapband!!!

* * * * * * * * Joanne, that is too funny.. yet too real...**** Hint: when putting on a push up bra make sure the boobs are folded downward..lol ******** Hint #2: Push them to the center and hold with tape. NO NO NO... don't ask DH for duct tape...... there is specialty tape for that LOL LOL *********enjoy your new bra.... P.S. Don't unfasten the bra too quickly... as the sudden drop tends to put you off balance.. Millie

Not only will the drop put you off balance, it will cause a sudden drop in your blood pressure!   LOL Oh, we can soooooo relate! 

   I am laughing my a$$ off!!!  You guys are too funny, but on a sadder note, I can relate.

Well, I'll be darned if I wasn't just explaining this phenomenon to my husband on Saturday! I said, see, look! If I push them up to try and look full and voluptuous all they do is fold in half! Cheryl

You ladies are just too funny. I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes!! Have a great day!! Hugs, connie d

This gives a whole new meaning to "here's looking at you kid" as they stare back at you!  

 I can so relate...even though I've only lost 32 lbs. I think it all left my boobs. I told my husband  I think I can accordian fold them now they are flat but long. There is a song called "Do your boobs hang low?...do they wiggle to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?( (a take off on do your ears hang low.)  I got an email once with that in it from my daughter  'bout wet my pants from laughing.  Paulette

I'll never see an accordian again without thinking about you Paulette!    LMAO!   OHHHHH I can't wait !!!!!!!!

Joanne, you are making me laugh so hard that I am ready to pee my pants. lol I don't have a push up bra because I think it is just to much for me. I like the normal old bras. My girls are hanging low and they do sway to and fro. I have to roll them up to get into my bras now. I know that they roll up like a jelly roll.