Just for Fun: How Much Weight Have You Lost?

Jean M.
on 5/27/08 5:20 am
Revision on 08/16/12
How Much Weight Have You Lost?

Your weight loss =

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant's penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World's Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5'11"!)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5'4-1/2"!)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

For example, a loss of 128 pounds means you’ve lost almost a newborn giraffe, or:
(10) dozen large eggs
(4) dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
(2) Chihuahuas
(2) Guinea pigs
****lephant penis
(1) average 2-year-old
(1) human head
(1) rack baby back ribs I've lost an Irish setter and a guinea pig.  How about you? Jean

Jean McMillan c.2009-2013 - Always a bandster at heart
author of Bandwagon (TM), Strategies for Success  with the Adjustable Gastric Band & Bandwagon Cookery. Bandwagon for Kindle now available on Amazon.  Read my blog at: jean-onthebandwagon.blogspot.com 

   

 

 

 

MillieJ
on 5/27/08 5:50 am
********* THIS IS HYSTERICAL ***** I LOVE IT ***** I have lost a small bale of hay plus an ostrich egg. OR I have lost two average two year olds plus a human brain and guinea pig AND I DON'T WANT THEM BACK..... THANKS SO MUCH FOR SHARING..... Millie
Jean M.
on 5/27/08 6:03 am
Revision on 08/16/12
I don't want 'em back, either. I don't especially like Irish setters anyway... Jean

Jean McMillan c.2009-2013 - Always a bandster at heart
author of Bandwagon (TM), Strategies for Success  with the Adjustable Gastric Band & Bandwagon Cookery. Bandwagon for Kindle now available on Amazon.  Read my blog at: jean-onthebandwagon.blogspot.com 

   

 

 

 

Marti P.
on 5/28/08 10:59 am - San Jose, CA
I've lost the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year and I haven't even had surgery yet! Marti in San Jose
azreggie
on 5/27/08 6:26 am, edited 5/27/08 6:31 am - Tucson, AZ
I've lost an Elephant Heart! 

Reggie

BellaNell
on 5/27/08 6:24 am - Pleasant Mt., PA
This is hysterically funny..sure puts weight loss into perspective, doesn't it? Thanks for sharing!
azreggie
on 5/27/08 6:29 am - Tucson, AZ
I've lost TWO automobile tires and an ostrich egg!  

Reggie

Kerrry
on 5/27/08 7:13 am, edited 5/27/08 7:15 am - Australia
Hhhmmm, I've lot an elephant's heart, a cat, a chihuahua, 2 pounds of Krispy Kream donuts and 2 guinea pigs.  By the time I'm finished I want to have lost entire 5' 11' fashion model!!! No, really, she can GO!! Just a small bale of hay to go...
(deactivated member)
on 5/27/08 8:14 am - Park Forest, IL
This is hysterical.....I've lost the amount of cheese the average american eats in a year and a rack of baby back ribs (32lbs) can't wait till I've lost that 2 month old horse! LOL Paulette
seasheleyes
on 5/27/08 8:28 am - Manteca, CA
I've lost anewborn calf and a human brain! I need the brain back! Haha! Julia
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