Joke for y'all....
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, " Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flash light off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, " Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you"
The burglar relaxed "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
" Moses ," replied the bird.
" Moses ???" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses ?"
"The kind of people that would name a 210 pound Rottweiler Jesus."
Hey, Marc, that was a good joke. I am sending it to my pastor since he will like that one. It is so good to see you back on here. Missed you and your sense of humor. You bring so much fun here with you. You are a special person to all of us. Sending you love and hugs, dear brother!
It's not what you gather, but what you scatter
that tells what kind of life you have lived.
I am just going to go around offending people and not really give a Pppttt from now on 
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