Dusty Underwear

DUSTY UNDERWEAR

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

 The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

"What the Hell is this??" he said to  himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared

 when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom,

"Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'."

           Never mess with a woman!!!

I had to read that to my hubby ........he got a good chuckle out of it