Shopping center thieves...

(deactivated member)
on 4/19/08 3:16 am - Columbus, GA
I have recently fallen victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get groceries has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously attractive 20-21 year old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they begin undressing. Then one of them climbs into the front seat and starts crawling all over you while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen March 5th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 16th, 20th and 24th. Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 5th, three times Sunday, and very likely again this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.
Connie D.
on 4/19/08 3:35 am
Marc.....and to think I was concerned for your safety for a little while!!. I should have guessed where this was leading!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! You sure are missed during the week.....we need your humor much more often!! Hugs, connie d
azreggie
on 4/19/08 5:34 am - Tucson, AZ
I'm sooo glad you're back, and you're still funny! 

Reggie

annette R.
on 4/19/08 6:00 am - ithaca, NY
Marc, Thanks for the warning. NOW I know why my husband always has a clean windshield and offers to go buy groceries. Good to have you back. Kisses Annette
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Dave Chambers
on 4/19/08 12:05 pm - Mira Loma, CA
This is a re-run of someone else's joke on the men's forum the other day.

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(deactivated member)
on 4/20/08 12:27 am - Columbus, GA
Yes Dave, I didn't write this... but it kinda loses it's comic effect if I say "I found this (wherever)" It was posted on a woodworking board I frequent, and it made me laugh, so I thought I would share it here...
lightswitch
on 4/20/08 6:38 am
A little sexists and misogynistic if you ask me, but who's asking?


(deactivated member)
on 4/20/08 6:56 am - Columbus, GA
I am sorry you  have a problem with me... but truthfully I have a very low opinion of you too, so your opinion of me matters not at all. Stop replying to my posts, and I will ignore  yours. I will also report  you to the moderators so they can keep an eye on you too.
MLONG
on 4/21/08 3:46 am - Wales , MA
YOU ARE  SO FUNNY I JUST LOVE YOUR POSTING  BOO  
Laureen S.
on 4/21/08 7:32 am - Maple Shade, NJ
Marc, I am glad you are on our board and please keep coming and posting and being you!  I saw where this was going, but it still made me laugh and it especially suited your personality. .. Hugs, Laureen


My Mantra is that I do not determine my success by the number hanging in my closet, nor will I let the scale determine that success either. . .  It is through trial and error I will continue to grow and succeed. . .  Laureen

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