Taxes

A woman walks into a H & R Block Tax accountant's office and tells him that she needs help to file her taxes. The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.'  He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.    And then asks, 'What is your occupation?' 'I'm a prostitute,' she says. The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, 'No, No, No, that won't work.  Let's try to rephrase that.' The woman says, 'OK, I'm a high-end call girl.' 'No, that still won't work. Try again.' They both think for a minute; then the woman says, 'I'm a chicken farmer.' The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?' 'Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.' 'Chicken Farmer it is. '  

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I love it!  Thanks for the smile, Reggie.  Hope you are doing well!! Hugs,

Guess what?  YOU are having surgery a week from today, I HAD surgery a week from today!  Is this a coincidence? Or is it the drugs?  I don't know, but it's really weird.  Or is it just me? 

That was cute!

Good One, Reggie, I have a friend who has been working in an H&R Block office!  I sent this to her.....  LOL Kathi

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Reggie, I loved that! Too funny! Hope you are feeling better! You are doing great! Cheryl