WELCOME TO THE ARMY...

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>      When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he join the army.
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>        At the induction physical, the medical doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across the room.
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>        "What chart doc?" the young man asked.
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>        "The one on the wall!" ?The doctor said.
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>        "What wall?"
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>        Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, the doctor asked his beautiful nurse to strip and walk in naked.
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>        "What do you see now son?"
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>        " Doc, I can't see a thing, I'm blind as a bat."
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>        "Well, you may not see anything," the doctor said,
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>        "but your dick is pointing straight toward Fort Campbell ."
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>      "Welcome to the U.S. Army Boy."
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Ain't it so....woot...woot .....woot!!!!!   Hugs, connie d

I don't know how she found out about that incident... guess my Dad musta told her... Hey, I tried!

I had a feeling this was all about you Marc.....no surprise there!!! ROFL        Hugs, connie d

Judy, that was funny. The remark from Mark was too. It sounds like something he would say.  Marc, you are a nut!      

Sounds about right !  Thanks for the belly laugh.