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When Cardboard Men Come In Handy........ A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blond of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?'
'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.
Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?' he asks.'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde. 'Those are my emergency flashers!'
Yeah!! I love it. I am just gettin on board since Thursday or so. Yesterday I started at 9:a.m. and worked until 11:00p.m. getting my study cleaned out. I needed to make new files for 2008 and since I didn't have them completed I have been throwing paid bills in a box. So I had a lot of labeling, sorting and filing to do. In addition to paying current bills. I can now actually see the top of my desk. Now before it gets cluttered again I hope to clear out the cabinets and draws. Then I guess it "s on to another room.
Thanks again for the joke. I think I see some more in the postings so off I go to read the rest.
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