OT but funny
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
> > doctor to come in.
> >
> > The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it
> > somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or
> > bottle fed.
> >
> > "Breast fed," the woman replied.
> >
> > "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did. He pressed,
> > kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed,
> > rigorously thorough examination.
> >
> > Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under
> > weight! You don't have any milk."
> >
> > "I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came."
> > doctor to come in.
> >
> > The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it
> > somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or
> > bottle fed.
> >
> > "Breast fed," the woman replied.
> >
> > "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did. He pressed,
> > kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed,
> > rigorously thorough examination.
> >
> > Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under
> > weight! You don't have any milk."
> >
> > "I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came."