OT : Comments on SEX

Comments On Sex!   "What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." Tom Clancy "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin "You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." Drew Carey "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." Woody Allen "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." Rodney Dangerfield "As the French say, there are three sexes - men, women and clergymen." Rev. Sydney Smith "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Woody Allen "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." George Burns "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." Matt Barry "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." Camille Paglia "Life is a sexually transmitted disease." Unknown "My kid had sex with your honor student." Bumper Sticker "My sexual preference is not you." T-shirt "Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." Michael Sinz "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." Woody Allen "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." George Burns "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." Henry Miller "There are a number of mechanical devices whi*****rease sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible

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Those were great! .... shooting pool with a rope.... Bahahaha!!!

Joyce, thanks for the laugh!

change tom clancy's to " a married woman" and you have me!

ROFLOL JOYCE!!!!! ROFLLLLLLLLL

I love these!! Thanks for sharing

Woot woot....very funny!! Hugs, connie d

These are soooo funny. Some seem to be true but then again I am married so what do I know about sex?