Do not eat cheesies and ketchup chips for breakfast or...

you will feel like shyt and hear the water literally dump into your intestines. Your tummy will hurt and you will run to the washroom where you will wait and push and wait for the inevitable to happen. When it does happen, it will happen with ferocity and you will be at the mercy of your intestines. You will wonder why you succumbed to the urge to eat junk food in the first place and you will tell yourself it was not worth it. You will feel like such crap that at times you will feel like you have to vomit. You will even throw your iphone aside and rest your head in your hands with your elbows on your legs (if the smell doesn't knock you out already). Then when it's over you will feel really thirsty and you will thank God it's over. Then you will probably look inside the toilet to inspect what you just gave birth to and see the fat floating at the top. Then as you leave the washroom,you will leave the fan on and shut the door behind you because you want everyone in your home to stay alive. The moral of the story is: Don't eat junk food, especially early in the morning when your intestines are empty.

I feel I need to take a copy of this post and put it in the diary I'm keeping LOL - OMG - you made me snort my Slimtime!

Real talk, my friend- real talk :)

I appreciate your attempt at humour but I found your post disturbing on so many levels.

Get a sense of humour and have a bowl of cheesies and ketchup chips.

Thanks, but I kind of like being below my goal weight. I leave the junk food to you.

Come on... give it a try!