Surgery date and starting opti...but first a letter to FOOD

Dear food:

im writing to tell you that I have to break up with you. For over 30 + years you have controlled me. You are the first thing I think about in the morning and the last thing I think about at night. I admit you were there for me through fights with my other love, fights with my friends, and comforting me when my mom was whack. Even though I have had this unrelenting yearning for you I have to let you go. This Friday I start my opti fast for 2 weeks, which means we can technically still see each other until Thursday for a booty call. However, after Friday I'm changing my phone number and I am moving far away from you because I am done with you. I have spent so much money and time on you and all for what? So that you could make my butt and stomach grow? I have breasts on my back because of you for Petes sake. We are done and I'm sorry...not sorry. Goodbye.

sincerely,

waiting to come back to life

Well friends I called the clinic manager at HRRH when I found out Dr. Starr was booking into April. Dr. Huynh had an opening on October 27th so I took it. I wasn't expecting it to happen so soon... but everything happens for a reason.

God those packets of Optifast look so huge. Sweet lord help me get through this. Still planning my last 5 days with my soon to be ex lover.

have a good night everyone. Much love.

Love it!

LOL, love it. I agree, food is like a fun yet bad boyfriend.

Congrats on getting your surgery date so soon. I liked Opti as long as I used bottled ice water and ice.

Congratulations on your upcoming surgery!!

Opti... ummm, they didn't look huge to me. Lol. Clearly I was on a different pre-op eating plan. Thankfully I started feeling full after a few days. The first few days, I was hangry though... it was bad!!

Good luck! With Opti, and with ending your food obsession. :)

Thank you. I hate feeling hungry, so I'm not looking forward to it lol

Great letter!!!

Love your letter to food!!

I love this and when I am in your shoes I hope you don't mind if I do the same. It truly is a break up with a lover.

Don't mind at all. Been engaging in total foodie calls I mean booty calls all week. Optifast starts on Friday :)