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em_dep_qua
on 1/5/14 1:31 am - Kitchener, Canada
RNY on 11/19/13

Love this! Funny & Motivational!

A loss of = the equivalent of:

1 lb = a Gunea pig

1.5 lbs = a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts

2 lbs = a rack of baby back ribs

3 lbs = an average human brain

4 lbs = an ostrich egg

5 lbs – a Chihuahua

6 lbs = a human skin

7.5 = an average newborn

8 lbs = a human head

10 lbs = amount of chemical additives an American consumes every year

11 lbs = an average house cat

12 lbs = a Bald Eagle

15 lbs = 10 dozen large eggs

16 lbs = a sperm whales brain

20 lbs = a car tire

23 lbs = amount of pizza an Average American eats in a year

24 lbs – a 3 gallon tub of super premium ice cream

25 lbs = an average 2 year old

30 lbs = amount of cheese an average American eats in (1) year

33lbs – a cinder block

36 lbs a mid-size microwave

40 lbs = a 5 gallon bottle of water or an average human leg

44 lbs = an elephant’s heart

50 lbs – a small bale of hay

55lbs a 5000 BTU air conditioner

60 lbs = an elephant’s penis

66 lbs – amount of fats and oils an average American eats in (1) year

70 lbs – an Irish Setter

77 lbs – a gold brick

80 lbs – the World’s Largest Ball of Tape

90 lbs – a new born calf

100 lbs = a 2 month old horse

111 lbs = amount of red meat an average American eats in (1) year

117 = an average fashion model and she’s 5’11”

118 lbs=  the complete Encyclopedia Brittanica

120 lbs = amount of trash you throw away in a month

130 lbs = a newborn giraffe

138 lbs = amount of potatoes an average American eats in a year

140 lbs = amount of refined sugar an average American eats in a year

144 lbs = and average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)

150 lbs – the complete Oxford English Dictionary

187 lbs – an average adult man

200 lbs – 2 Blood hounds

235 lbs = Arnold Schwarzenegger

300 lbs = an average football lineman

400 lbs – A Welsh pony

 

You can “mix and match” for maximum fun.  For example, a loss of 128 lbs means you have lost “ a newborn giraffe” or:

(10) dozen large eggs

(4) dozen Krispy kreme glazed donuts

(2) Chihuahuas

(2)  Guinea pigs

****lephants penis

(1) average 2 yr old

(1) human head

(1) rack baby back ribs

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mispysmom
on 1/5/14 2:21 am - elliot lake, Canada
Holy crap!! I lost a.2 month old.horse.and.a.human brain lol

Amanda

    
Zizzler
on 1/5/14 4:54 am

elephant penis made me laugh lol

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