AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO . . . .

Sometimes when I'm reading the titles of the posts, I go a little "nuts" and think up "knee jerk" answers. Like this, someone titles their post "I'm normal" or "what's wrong" or "need help" or "am I naive" and I think right off the bat: You're normal? dream on. What's wrong, where should I start. Need help, Oh boy do you. Am I naive, duhhhhh. And with an earlier post "tooters eggnog", well to people who might be brand new here, who wants eggnog that makes you toot? I'm totally sorry for picking these titles tonight, I'm tired and goofy, brain dead and these were there to pick on. Other times I want to write something funny just to make them laugh somehow when they are down. Just wondering if anyone else has these thoughts along with me, or am I abnormal? Don't bother answering that one, I know the answer, and it's a world whomping YES INDEED, MY DEAR!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY DEAR FRIENDS!!! AND HAVE A WONDERFUL, HEALTHY AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Love, Susie

Oh Susie.... You are so not right!! How 'bout that? You know only because I love ya girlfriend!!!!! Val

YES INDEED ...well me too!!!! I do the same thing. Some people in my family think I'm funny, some think of me as the family smart a#$.....Oh well....I think like is too short. You got to laugh as much as you can!!! I got an e-mail the other day about life. LIfe should be fun....The last part of the e-mail was about being able to slide into heaven in your sock feet, favorite beverage in one hand, a chocolate bar in the other, hair wild, a big smile on your face and say "WOW what a ride".....what a great idea!!! I think a person without a sense of humor is a sad person. But hey this is just my opinon. Everyone has one. Susie be you!!! You are who you are. God made each one us of unique. I like to think I'm one of His wildflowers!! That is ok with me and Him. We all have gifts yours just may be honesty and the ability to make others laugh. Enjoy the ride..... Blessings & Merry Christmas!!! Tonya

AMEN SISTER!!! I wanna go slidin' in just like that only with my thong underwear on!! Love ya all!

I was hoping that Heaven would not have thong underwear. I have decided that they had to be created by the devil. Mine was so far up my crack the other day, I kept wanting to pick them out and I kept having to tell myself, "NO, that is where they are suppose to be" Cheryl

The best ones are the poo questions Heh heh heh. But when you've found yourself stuck (literally) it is nice to have the imput to accomplish the output. LOL...Sorry, now I'm being silly. I do. however, draw the line at, "is the color of my poo okay" posts. Who the heck looks at their poo that closely?? If you really discover anyone who is "NORMAL" please let me know. I want to meet this person. Hugs, Jaimee

I would like to know what normal even looks like, I think it could hit me in the head and I wouldn't even know what it was!! But, you know, I have taken care of people who DO look at their poo...and then procede to tell you about it and worry as to whether it is normal... Lordy Lordy Lordy.... It does take all kinds huh? Val

OMG i almost didn't stay married because about 2 weeks after our honeymoon my husband asked me to look at his poo!!! i love him but i don't love anyone THAT much thankyouverymuch!! thanx for the giggles ya'll barb (ps he wasn't being kinky, he thought he had blood in his stool, turned out i narrowed it down to him eating alot of red licorice, without even poo watching for him!)

Poo.....Ok that is gross.... Sliding into heaven with your thong undewear?? Well I'm sure you would be the talk of of heaven at the great fest that night !!! I think we have to have fun!! You know God has a sense of humor, Our running noses are directly above our mouths!! People who never laugh or smile are some of the saddest people in the world and they do not even know it!! Keep on laughing ladies (& guys) Life is to short!!! Blessings Tonya