Bird Brains

Why do dogs lick their own penis?

Because it's his and he can. 

No, because he can't make his paw into a fist.

Did you hear about the two rednecks watching a dog lick himself? The one said man I wish I could do that and the other one said well damn Zeke you better pet him first!

Let him know you love him and that he can still do doggy style.

Wow!!  Such Pearls of Wisdom...LOL

I have two ducks (m/f) who love our pool but they poop and pee so not overly happy with them...They are pretty ducks but I don't know if they will ever leave???  I think ducks and other migratory birds have some sort of gps system in their bodies that has them coming back for years....oh no!!!

I like to exercise in the pool but now can't take a chance that they leave bad germs altho pool man puts in chlorine and algae killer plus cleans.  We tried an alligator float, but the ducks only laughed.  

We won't hurt or kill them but don't know what to do????  Any ideas?

alese

Call your nearest fish and wildlife office or a pest control specialist who uses humane methods.

I've heard of people putting some sort of netting over the pool, like the kind you put on a koi pond to keep the leaves out in the autumn. The ducks land, don't like the way it feels on their little webbed feet, and take off because they can't swim. You do need to pull it back when you want to go swimming, but at least it won't hurt them!

You could try a nice orange sauce.